Chapter 1

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It was a beautiful Tuesday morning and as usual it was time for Greg to get up and get ready for Westmore Middle School. You know school sucks to Greg, All he wants to do is play Twisted Wizard all day. But Greg Was already up, Finishing up his levels.

Greg: Ok im almost Finished with level 10 just a few more minutes with no distractions.

Dad Frank walks in the living room.

Frank: OK OK SCHOOL TIME, TIME TO GO!!

Greg: Dad!! Oh my gosh i almost made it to level 11

Frank: You know what? Maybe since you've been playing this without my permission over the past 5 minutes, It looks like were gonna have to cancel you being able to play with it on the weekend!!

Greg: No!! The weekend is the best time for me to win the game!!

Frank: GET UP NOW!!

Greg: Fine

So Greg grabs his backpack, but first Mom susan walks over and gives Greg a kiss.

Susan: Mwah!

Greg: Mom! You got lipstick on me.

Susan: That shows how much i love you

Greg: I love you too mom

Susan: Now maybe when you come home, we can check out some more books on the lost queen of Egypt.

Greg Heffley walks away from an awkward moment. He then walks out the door. Mom closes the door behind him but befor she does she says

Susan: Love you!!

Greg waves awkwardly.

Greg: Love you...to?

Greg then sees Rowley Riding on a pink bike? I thought they spray painted it black

Greg: Woah Woah Woah Woah Woah!! ROWLEY, You are so not riding that pink bike beside me, And i thought we spray painted it black.

Rowley: Yeah, My mom says that the color black is for Gothic People so....

Greg: Well i like black, And i'm not gothic

Rowley: Well... I like pink and i'm not girly

Greg: Rowley you are definitely trying to make yourself look bad it says mommy on it.

Rowley: I love my mommy

So after a long weird,long, awkward talk, They both make it to Westmore

Greg: Hurry put the bike away!

Rowley: Wow Greg, are you that shame by MY bike?

So Greg and Rowley start a conversation until a girl with blonde hair walks past him

Rowley: Um, Greg?

Greg:.........

Rowley: EARTH TO GREG

Greg: Oh yeah? What were you saying?

Rowley: Well i was just telling you about my bike and you just....

Greg: I zoned out ok? Not a big deal, lets go.

So Greg and Rowley walk up the stairs into the school

Rowley: You were staring at that Blonde chick weren't you?

Greg: Um what Blonde Chick?

Rowley: That girl in that flowery dress, blue eyes

Greg: Um i wouldn't basically be staring at blonde chicks and blue eyes, those aren't my type

Rowley: Oh really?

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