Greg: Why do we have to do it at night?
Roderick: Do you wanna keep that you have a crush a secret or not?
Greg: Oh yeah right
So night came and Roderick went inside Greg's room to give him the information and tips
Roderick: Ok so heres the first rule to get her
First you need to adjust your wadrobe, start dressing up cool
Second you need to have really good charisma, that always give you the girls quicker
Third you need to smell good
Fourth well, your gonna have to stop hanging out with rowley
Greg: No i cant ditch Rowley
Roderick: So youd rather be friends with a re-tard like that then be with that girl?
Greg: No, its just.... if i ditch em then that means that he'll make a fool of himself
Roderick: well its time to move on
Roderick patted on Greg's shoulder
Greg: your right, i got to get away from that pig once in a while
Roderick: thats the brother i was always looking for.
So the next day came and Greg was back at westmore
He then saw Rowley running towards him. He just looked the other way and walked off.
Rowley: Greg, friend!! Greg over here!!
Greg: Um uhh
He could hear Roderick in his head telling him that fourth rule, 'stop hanging out with Rowley'
But All of a sudden he knocked into Chloe, her books fell to the floor.
Greg: Oh sorry i-
A boy quickly ran over saying he'll help pick them up
Boy: Oh let me help you
Chloe: Thanks
Greg's mouth drop of jealousy
Then Rowley came over walking to greg
Rowley: Greg didn't you see me
Greg: Rowley why dont you understand that.... i
Rowley: That you what
Greg: I cant be friends with you anymore
Rowley: WHAT?
Greg: Im sorry but.....
Rowley: You said we'd be friends forever
Greg: Well thats the point, there is no forever and this is the time we need to stop, right here
Rowley: You know what greg? Your not a good person, your trying to be like everyone else
Greg: IM NOT
Rowley: you are!!
Rowley slowly walked away but was speed walking in anger
Greg sighed
He walked to class, the class he had with Rowley
As soon as he walked in, Rowley and Patty were staring mean at him
Rowley and Patty put wet water on the floor for greg to slip and fall on
Greg: Agh
Rowley: AHAHahah
Patty: Classic Rowley ahahhahahah
Greg stood up everyone was laughing at him.
He walked in pain to his seat, looking back at Rowley and Patty like 'Come on!!'
YOU ARE READING
Greg heffley finds love?
Teen FictionYou know Greg from diary of a wimpy kid right? well he still has his friend Rowley. But did you know Greg Found love?