Greg heffley finds love?

Chapter 3

Greg: Why do we have to do it at night?

Roderick: Do you wanna keep that you have a crush a secret or not?

Greg: Oh yeah right

So night came and Roderick went inside Greg's room to give him the information and tips

Roderick: Ok so heres the first rule to get her

First you need to adjust your wadrobe, start dressing up cool

Second you need to have really good charisma, that always give you the girls quicker

Third you need to smell good

Fourth well, your gonna have to stop hanging out with rowley

Greg: No i cant ditch Rowley

Roderick: So youd rather be friends with a re-tard like that then be with that girl?

Greg: No, its just.... if i ditch em then that means that he'll make a fool of himself

Roderick: well its time to move on

Roderick patted on Greg's shoulder

Greg: your right, i got to get away from that pig once in a while

Roderick: thats the brother i was always looking for.

So the next day came and Greg was back at westmore

He then saw Rowley running towards him. He just looked the other way and walked off.

Rowley: Greg, friend!! Greg over here!!

Greg: Um uhh

He could hear Roderick in his head telling him that fourth rule, 'stop hanging out with Rowley'

But All of a sudden he knocked into Chloe, her books fell to the floor.

Greg: Oh sorry i-

A boy quickly ran over saying he'll help pick them up

Boy: Oh let me help you

Chloe: Thanks

Greg's mouth drop of jealousy

Then Rowley came over walking to greg

Rowley: Greg didn't you see me

Greg: Rowley why dont you understand that.... i

Rowley: That you what

Greg: I cant be friends with you anymore

Rowley: WHAT?

Greg: Im sorry but.....

Rowley: You said we'd be friends forever

Greg: Well thats the point, there is no forever and this is the time we need to stop, right here

Rowley: You know what greg? Your not a good person, your trying to be like everyone else

Greg: IM NOT

Rowley: you are!!

Rowley slowly walked away but was speed walking in anger

Greg sighed

He walked to class, the class he had with Rowley

As soon as he walked in, Rowley and Patty were staring mean at him

Rowley and Patty put wet water on the floor for greg to slip and fall on

Greg: Agh

Rowley: AHAHahah

Patty: Classic Rowley ahahhahahah

Greg stood up everyone was laughing at him.

He walked in pain to his seat, looking back at Rowley and Patty like 'Come on!!'