Leonel's POV
"Dude...I had a rough night, that's all man...you know how shit goes down at home..." I was trying to justify my completely half-assed training session at the 'Dojo' today, but Albert sort-of knew there was something else.
"Nah bro...you've got into something else man, what is it...OH FUCK, I KNOW WHAT'S UP...did you guys meet up or something, bro...you know, with...", he was about to start his shit when I cut his ass off right there.
"BRO...come-on man, could you fuck-off already with that shit...it ain't funny, it's was alright the first time cause I get you...but just drop it already...you know I'm not doing shit with that bitch in anyway or form which could be 're-constructed' by you or anyone else as a 'relationship'...she buys me shit at 'lunch', and buys me things because she likes me, and she thinks I'm dating her ass...and I'm okay with that, but I'm not really dating her shit AND SO THEREFORE I'M NOT GONNA DO SHIT WITH HER ASS IN ANYWAY DUDE...", I told Albert's ass, raising my voice a bit there at the end!
"Alright bro...gotcha, I gotcha...but then, what's up your ass man...your training session today was a joke dude, even 'Sensei' called your ass out early and got you 'sat' for the rest of that shit...he's gonna work your ass twice as bad the next time dude...you know that right...", he reminded my ass, and I knew already I was fucked...'Sensei' is a 'bitch' whenever you fool around in training!
"FUCK MAN...I don't give a fuck about 'Sensei' or any other bitch right now...Imma just get home and take a fucking nap, I didn't get much fucking sleep last night dude...", I tried ending it with him.
"Bro...was you ass 'wanking' it last night, I mean...if it's that shit, then don't sweat it dude...totally understandable, we all have those 'long' nights quite a bit man...", the fucker continued!
"BRO...IMMA PUNCH YOUR SHIT IF YOUR ASS DOESN'T QUIT ALRIGHT...", I suddenly push his ass to one side...he was on my right side, and he comes against me quickly...with both of his fists raised-punch playing...I get on my pretend 'fighting' posture too and raise my fucking fists...in punch-playing too! For a few minutes we go at each other, with a few kicks here and there, and a few 'punch' blows here and there too, as we both dropped our 'duffle' bags on the floor.
It was a little after five, and we had made it passed the front doors to the 'Dojo', outside...as I was getting a ride home from Albert's mom...as my fucking mom was SO FUCKING BUSY being my bitch-sister's chauffeur for the rest of the day!
My ass was so fucking busy trying to wipe that fucking smile off Albert's face with a few 'fake' punches...which his ass was successfully blocking, that I hadn't noticed that 'Lidia' was walking out from one of the many boutique-places in this same 'plaza'...a few doors away from the 'dojo'...and her ass OF COURSE spotted me from a 'WIDE-WORLD' away and dozens of people crowding and walking about, and ran her shit straight to me!
"HEY LOVER-BOY...WHAT YOU DOING HERE, ARE YOU STALKING ME..." the hoe 'almost' yelled at my ass when she finally makes it where Albert and I are locked in a bundle-head-lock and trying to get the other to 'roll-over'!
The bitch drops everything she's carrying (all of her fucking shopping bags) on the floor and her ass jumps on me as soon a I let go of Albert...shocked at the fact she was here too!
Albert's ass just snickers being me...AND I FUCKING WISH I COULD BREAK HIS FACE, as this girl wraps her fucking around my fucking neck...hangs her ass off me and smooches right on my fucking lips without me even knowing she was gonna do that shit...RIGHT FUCKING HERE!!!!
"Fuck...you're here too...", I finally get my fucking mouth back and asked her point-blank!
"Yeah...just doing some 'recreational' shopping and was kinda-bored at home too, whatcha doing here babe...DID YOU KNOW I WAS OGING OT BE HERE...", the bitch went rogue-spycho and just made this whole moment even more 'cringe' worthy!
"Nah...nothing like, I have 'dojo' training three times a week, so today was one of those days...I usually have all of my three days during the week-days but this week it was moved to today...", I replied...with her ass still clinging on to me.
"Sounds like my BOY FRIEND is going to look even hotter very soon...I can feel it already on your arms, they feel like steel...", the hoe added feeling-up my shit and groping my fucking neck next.
"Nothing that drastic yet...but it's something to do after school every other day...", I uttered a bit fucking embarrassed at having her ass all over me here...in public!
"So...are we still on for next 'Saturday'...", the bitch asked knowing full well as long as her ass is paying, I'm on!
"Yeah man...if you're cool with taking me along, I'll go with you...like I said though, I'm kind-of broke right now cause I used up all of my fucking allowance for this month on some CDs and I won't get 'paid' till next month...", I told her...I mean, it's not like I'm the one who wants to go out with her!
"Babe...it's cool, don't even worry about it, you know I've got it...I just so wanna go see 'Far and Away', it's being touted as the MOST romantic movie for this year...and my mom already told me she can get us in to see it...even though it's 'PG13'!
"Alright...sounds cool, good thing your mom's gonna get us in though...", I told her, and I fucking wanted to die...I can't FUCKING believe my ass is going to spend two hours watching some 'female' feast...and I'm pretty fucking sure this bitch is gonna want to do A LOT MORE in their while watching that 'couple's' shit!
"I cant't wait for us to be there already...I'm so anxious, it's going to be an awesome 'FIRST DATE'...don't you think babe...", she continued and got all over my fucking mouth again...kissing my ass like I was REALLY dating her!
"HEY...DUDE...MY MOM'S HERE ALREADY, GET YOUR GEAR AND SHIT MAN...", Albert yelled at my ass to get my shit and get going, as his mom's truck drop up to the curve, but the front of the 'dojo', and he took off in the direction of his duffle bag, now on the floor, along side mine.
"Gotta go man...but I'll see you in school, thanks for covering me on the movie next Saturday, and tell your mom 'thanks' too...", I told her getting my ass out of her fucking tentacled embrace and taking off to get my duffle bag off the floor and get in the SUV after Albert.
"See you in school babe...can't wait to be with you at lunch-time...", the bitch yelled after me, as I ran my ass into the SUV with my duffle bag and closed the door, and we slowly took off the 'shopping' plaza...on our way back home.
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TerrorThe rain is pounding into the night, as Alberto struggles to open his eyes from a deep sleep, which seems has been abruptly interrupted by a strange feeling on his muscles. As the flashes of lightning break through his bedroom window, and the shake...
