Don't hug me I'm scared SMUT Red Guy x Reader

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It was a normal rainy evening in clayhill, and an average rainy evening in the funny house. Yellow guy was trying to get that one song out of his head, Duck was checking the news on bitcoin and the stock market, and Red guy was writing a novel on an antique typewriter in his room.

Reader was just around the corner, knocking on his door. "Uh, who is it?" Red guy asked. "It's Y/N!" Reader responded. "Oh, come in then." Reader stepped inside, looking around the room.

"Hey Harry, I just wanted to know if you've seen my shir- uhhm, what are you doing...?" Reader pointed at the non-functional typewriter. "I'm writing a novel. It's about-" "You- you know that typewriter doesn't work right?" Reader cut him off. "It doesn't?"

"Well anyway, I was just wondering if you've seen my shirt or not." "Which one?" "you know, the one that I wear." "No, I haven't seen it." Red guy shook his head.

"Why? are you going out somewhere?" "No...I just came back from my job, and I wanna get out of these formal clothes." "You have a job? Well anyway- I could lend you a shirt of mine if you'd like." "Really? That's so nice of you, Harry!" "Yeah, here you go, Y/N." Red guy handed her an XXL bright red short sleeve tee.

"Thanks again. can I hang out here a little, by the way?" "I guess I don't see why not. Just don't be loud, okay?" Reader nodded and left to the bathroom to change. soon she came back and sat on his bed, flipping through an old magazine.

"So, what did you do today? Other than the usual." Reader asked. "Huh? Oh, well...we had someone to teach us sbout jobs. What we could do, and stuff. Manny was a worker, Duck was, um...actually, I don't remember what he did. But most importantly, I got to be a boss. I took phone calls, gain weight, and looked like a smart boy in my fancy suit." Red guy smiled to himself.

"But you're already smart, aren't you?" "...You think so?" Red guy said shyly. "Yeah! You're one of the few people in clayvill who can read, aren't you?" "Yeah. Yeah, I am. Thanks, for that." Red guy smiled(although it wasn't visible).

After Reader was finished with the magazine, they started to get a little bored. "I'm bored, Harry." Red guy ignored them. "Harry. Can you come to bed with me...please?" Red guy ignored them again. "C'mon, Harry...I missed you so much all day."

"Well, look who's in the mood all of a sudden." Red guy raised an eyebrow. "Didn't we already do it yesterday?" "Uhm- but that's yesterday, Harry?" "Alright, alright. But you still can't be loud, alright? We don't want the boys hearing us...

-stay tuned-