two country hobos steal each other's wife

Chris and brad

"my name is chris and I sing about beer and trucks" Chris said to brad
"dont forget the girls" Brad said in response
"i love my truck, wife, beer, and my dog" Chris said while brad nodded
"wow😍" Brad said in amazement
"I shot a deer, yeehaww giddy up horsey." "How many horses you got pardner, i got 16" chris said to brad
"i got 11 parder" brad said responding to him
"oh, i suddenly have 15.5"chris said
"oh"
"poor trever" "him legs gone" "he cant giddyup"chris said in disapoinment 
"now i suddenly have 11.5"Brad said
"DID YA TAKE TREVER" chris said in anger
"NO CARDER JUST HAPPEN TO GET MORE LEGS" brad said also in anger
"HOW DARE YER, IM GONNA SHOOT YER DAMN CARDER" chris said
"no not carder" brad said in sadness
"my wife left because of yer, blame yerself" chris yelled
"damn sorry about yer wife" brad said in sorry for chris
"its okay i got my truck, a beer in one hand and a gun in the other"
"yeehawr"
"ahh yes" "you still got yer dog, right parder?" "or did yer ex wife take the dog?" brad questioned
"the wife took buddy" "damn Veronica" chris answered
"not buddy"
"she aint know bout my other wives" "we ride horses together" chris said
"yeehaw, what yer wife's names?" Brad questioned
"lets see if i can remember" chris said after laughing
"you have way to much wives parder"
"uh huh we got becky, ronnie, jessie, and some other gurl" "i aint remember her name 
"yer jealous" chris said
"yes i am parder"
"get yerself some bitches" chris said
"atleast i have my wife brenda" brad said in disappointment"
"brenda..." chris said
"brenda is my wife, what da hell" chris said
"IS BRENDA CHEATING WHAT DA HELL" brad said in astonished
"HOW DARE SHES" brad also said
"crazy white girls, im a redneck yeehaw" chris yelled
"fr,they always think they can cheat, im about to get my gun parnder" brad said
"my daughter just told me that she has "pronouns", what the muther truck is she talking bout"
"does sheh have blue hair to?" brad questioned 
"yea"
"ugh"
"she said she aint no country hobo, she says shes "goth", one of them witches i telll ya"
"sheh better like walker hays or im gonna get my ford" Brad said
"I love me some walker hays"chris said in response
"me to, i love walker hays"
"hollon parder you drive a ford, that aint acceptable, tough men drive cheeve" chris said
"yes, ford are for little skinny men"
"ARE YOU A FAKE TEXAN?!?!??!?" chris said yelling
"never"
"i knew it yer one of those fancy pop people." "gosh durn it"
"no parnder i would never me one of those possys" brad said
"i think youse are"
"no irm not"
"yea and i got does pronouns" chris said while rolling his eyes
"i hate does pronouns" brad said

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