Unknown women Pov
I can't believe this! He has TWO boyfriends already?! I was just dating him 6 months ago. That's it, I'm going to get him back.
Shrek pov
I can't believe Fiona would just come back to my place to try and get back with me after months!
"I'm sorry about her, I don't want anything to do with her."
"Who exactly?" Senpai Trump asked.
"My ex Fiona.."
Fiona pov
I come to Shrek's home in the middle of the night. I brought a sleeping potion with me. I see him in his room sleeping with the ugly orange. Oh shoot, he spotted me!
"Fiona!" He yelled quietly trying not to wake up his "boyfriend". Not for long though. I force him into drinking the potion and he falls asleep. I pick him up bridal style and walk out. Just as I was leaving I saw a figure standing at the door. I look closer and I realize it's that other one of shriek's weirdo boyfriends. He had some spray in his hand and started spraying it all over.
"What the heck!" I yell quietly. I quickly realize something is off. It's not perfume. I feel dizzy and everything goes black.
Daquavian pov
I saw the woman Shrek was talking about try and take him away. I took my special spray mixed with me, Daddy Shrek's and, Senpai trump's fart and a squeezed lemon combined. I wait at the door and when she came closer I sprayed her.
After that, I took Daddy Shrek back to bed and I lock the b1tch up in the basement. I'm sure they won't find her there.
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I ate and left no crumbs.(def)
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Trump x shrek x monkey
FantasíaSenpai Trump and Daddy Shrek have the dirty when all of a sudden they have a uninvited guess... This fanfic is a joke and very old.(also posted in a03😭 i got bored)
