Kuroo x Reader Oneshots

"Oh, don't worry..."

"So, what do you wanna do for dinner tonight? My treat because you spoiled the hell out of me last time.", Kuroo told you and grinned. "Wha- No! I didn't spoil you, Tetsu! I paid for dinner, the movie we watched and the snacks we had at the movies.", you explained. You two were sitting in the shade on your lunch break at Nekoma High. "Exactly, (Y/n)... You spoiled me. So, the least I can do is buy you dinner tonight.", Kuroo said and kissed your forehead. You laughed and put your head on his shoulder. "Okay, okay, Tetsu... You can spoil me. Let's just enjoy the rest of our lunch break and hope this school day goes by quickly.", you suggested and nuzzled more into Kuroo's shoulder. Kuroo stroked your head and planted another kiss on it.

"Oh, wait... Coach told me to brief him about the new training I came up with.", Kuroo told you and you nodded. Then he got up and gave you a kiss on the head before he left. "Til after school then, Tetsu.", you said and waved a little.

You closed your eyes and let the sun shine on your face. "Oh, come on, Kuroo... She isn't really worth it... (Y/n) is just trying to get into bed with you and doesn't care about you in that way.", you heard a girl's voice from a few meters away, which made you open your eyes. You turned towards the direction you heard the voices from. Two other third years were standing in front of Kuroo and had their arms crossed. "Come on, girls...", Kuroo started. "We're serious, Kuroo. (Y/n)'s not cool enough to be your girlfriend.", the other girl said and pouted. Kuroo frowned at them and answered: "If you guys really think you're that much better than her, why didn't you talk to me earlier? But even if you had, I've had a huge crush on (Y/n) for such a long time.... So, it wouldn't have mattered. (Y/n) is still a much better person than the two of you put together. Now let me go to coach and then have a nice romantic dinner with (Y/n) afterwards.", Kuroo only said and moved past them to go to the gym.

The two girls exhaled frustrated and turned to each other. "Shit, he's still clinging onto her." "Yeah, but I don't get it... (Y/n)'s just with him for his looks and popularity...", they continued. You giggled quietly and kept eavesdropping on them. "Well, if he's still with her then he might not be that good in bed.", one of them added. This made your body straighten and turn your head in their direction. Then you got up, walked over to them and said: "Oh, don't worry, girls... Sex with the popular volleyball captain is just as hot as you'd think." The girls looked at you with wide eyes and an open mouth as they could only watch you walk off with a shiteating grin.

On your way to the school gates after the last class ended, Kuroo caught up with you. "Hey, (Y/n)! Nice comeback earlier. It left those two speechless.", he told you and put his arm around your waist and squeezed it a little. His voice startled you and you got embarrassed by his comment. "I-I-I... I just told them the truth...", you started meekly. "Well, I'm glad you're satisfied with my lovemaking, (Y/n).", Kuroo whispered directly into your ear and kissed the side of your face. This made you even more embarrassed and you tried to hide your face by turning away from him. Kuroo laughed at your reaction.

"But don't worry, (Y/n), you can show me how hot you really think the sex with me is later.", Kuroo murmured straight into her ear and continued kissing the side of her face multiple times. "Tetsu!", you exclaimed and tried to separate yourself from him. Kuroo laughed again, but harder and let you push him off of you. "Chill, (Y/n). I'm just teasing you.", he chuckled. You gave him a scowl and answered: "Stop teasing me in public, Tetsu, or else.." "Or else what (Y/n)?", Kuroo asked challengingly. You raised an eyebrow and continued: "Or else you'll be sleeping with yourself tonight." That made Kuroo chuckle again and he squeezed you from the side.

"Don't say that, (Y/n). I know you love me too much to let me sleep alone for only one night.", Kuroo told you. You couldn't help but giggle at what he said. "You're right, Tetsu. But seriously... Tease me indoors and not in town, okay?" Kuroo nodded and answered: "Fine, so, I have permission to tease you at your house later?" "Tet-", you started but were interrupted by Kuroo kissing you on the mouth.

After a long kiss Kuroo said: "I get it, (Y/n). Let's just enjoy dinner and have fun later." You nodded and snuggled into his grip as you both walked towards the restaurant Kuroo had told you he had reserved a table for the two of you.