Clumsily I stumbled into the door the small black cat that always used to attack my feet stayed seated on the small chair. "How dare u!" I screeched running at the small beast. Suddenly my wife filled the space between me and the cat my acidic breath hitting her in her young face. "DON'T HIT MY PUSSY!!!" *Throws axe at her and she dies* "Take that bitch!" I laughed and picked up my favourite cat. "We are going to have some fun kitty~" I whispered heading upstairs.
