Randomness (with collaborations)

Quotes / WHAT-

*Buys something* "Why do I have to have tax on that?! I'm not a taxpayer!"

"Why do you park on a driveway, and drive on a parkway?"

"When a magician says, 'Take a card, any card,' why does he get mad when I take his debit card?"

"There once was a man from Sweden,

Who decided to go up to Eden.

Once he got there

He got in a chair

and sat in a spot someone peed in."

"Don't smoke if you like to breathe."

Strangest conversation I've had recently:

"Why are you drawing fan art?"

"(Name redacted) asked me to."

"Who?"

"(Name redacted)"

"I only know one person named (Name redacted), and that's my aunt."

"Your aunt asked me to."

"She's always at home taking care of her two girls."

"I'm secretly one of them."

"One is three and the other is one."

"I can't pass for a one year old?"

"No! You're (Age redacted)!"

"*Ahem* Goo goo gaa gaa!"

Strangest recent quote:

"My son and my nephew went to a fight and a hockey game broke out."

"When in doubt,

Vote EeveeGirl25 out!"

"Write in complete sentences? Or write incomplete sentences?"