WELCOME TO THE SECRET LAIR WHERE WE DO SECRET EVIL STUFF
If your from the government:
Hi! this is an Ice cream parlor! Not a super secret evil lair where we do super secret evil stuff! Don't look at this, this just goes on about boring stuff Mr. Government Agent!
OK He's Gone!!!!!!
Now, here's the master plan...
I'm building an army of giant robots to take over the world.
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Why do I want to take over the world?
Because I want to make a pizza the size of earth but when I asked the UN if I could they said no.
So now I have take over the world (Yay! Oneworldism), and fire everyone at the UN.
Oh, and Don't worry, It will be a Papa John's. ;)
Now here's what you do...
I need someone to create giant, genetically modified, dogs and train them to follow simple commands such as:
Push over that skyscraper!
or
Bone? You want a bone? Those people have bones!
and
sit and stay
did you get that?
good.
moving on.
Next I need a giant leash, bed, food and water bowl, toys, other stuff, for these dogs.
And finally...
a flamethrower
I don't care who does what, as long as it gets done is fine.
