i just wrestled bob the builder. turns out he builds bc he gets no game and cant build up any bitches. bob can do everything but get some pussy. bob lore- bisexual man. an innocent wrestling match turned into an emotional wreck bawling in a pond. his bussy stinks btw. i left after he cried for 2 hrs, shouldve left earlier tbh. but rlly i hid behind the chuck e cheese's we were at to see what he would do. to see if it was a tactic to get away from my big muscles bc he knew he would lose. it wasnt. he continued to cry like a little bitch.
i was still hiding btw, with my mp3 player from 2011 listening to 1999 wildfire. i looked down for 2 secs then looked up and thomas the train's dirty ass was helping bob out the fucking pond holding a damn towel in his left arm. left arm to b exact his right was feeling a bit tired bc he was too busy watching from afar 2 hrs prior wanking his shit to bob's "godly face and body". i was mortified btw. they went to the bathroom together.
fyi this shit all happened in this same chuck e cheese.
right after they walked in the bathroom together i got a text msg from the owner of the cec
asswipe: back tf away from the window with binoculars.
asswipe: if u wanna use binoculars u usually are watching from afar.
asswipe: ur a dumbass and ur scaring the only family in here.
i walked into the cec and told the owner to lock the place down bc dirty shit was going on in his bathroom. he said no. ik the world was abt to go to shit i was in shock. they were gonna fuck in the bathroom. i couldnt let it happen. i ran, super elegantly btw, and bust the door open. i was winded. it was a very long 3 ft to run.
but when i got into the bathroom to my surprise they werent violently making out. thomas was trying to help bob chill tf out, bc he was being a fuckin cry baby bitch bc he cant fight me. they stared at me 4 a good min and then thomas said "what do u want bro" i said "i thought yall were fucking ong". thomas went pale. ts was funny asf. bob looked at me then passed out. i didnt know what to do so i laughed at his ,atm, lifeless body. thomas asked me why i was laughing. i told him ts was funny as fuck. he picked up the cry baby bitch boy and called shrek & donkey to come pick them up from the cec.
i called sonic bc i was out of a wrestling partner. sonic was there b4 shronkey so while we wrestled thomas kept tryna wake bitch boy up. i paused the match bc thomas looked pathetic asf and i was sick of him. i called my shrink and had a 15 min convo. i hung up mid sentence bc trevor phillips walked through the door. i started foaming at the mouth. i was hearing colors. dumbfounded i did what my instincts told me to do. i ran to him, jumped onto him like a koala and gave him a big fat juicy slobber filled kiss on the mouth. in the middle of my euphoric make out session with trevor, the two uber dickwads walked in.
shrek walked up to me and said "hoe, how dare u make our bobby wobby lobby sobby cobby gobby baby waby sad" i looked at this mf with his stanky ass mfn dick riding ass goofy shitty garbage eating breath and told him "ur piss baby was being a bitch boy" shrek started fucking crying. i said "bitch tf is ur problem" this mf said "we were gonna have a super hot 3some today" "ok js wait till bitch boy wakes up, and what abt donkey?" "donkey has a gf, the 3some is me, bob, and tommy boy" "ok so literally what is the issue leave bitch" mf said ok bye and left with donkey, thomas, and bob. i started back at my steamy make out session with trevor until this whore sonic asked me "so when are we gonna start back at wrestling" i shouldve ignored him so i could keep eating trevors face, but i interrupted myself and told him to go suck shadows dick.
he said ok.
he rlly did go do it.
