Bloom: Oh, what a beautiful day!
*A butterfly lands on her head*
Bloom: WWWAAAAAHHHHHHH??!!??
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BB: *Flirts with herself in the mirror*
Nova: Hey BB! Did you see the--?*Sees what BB is doing* Nope! Nope! Nope! NOPE!! *Opens the portal and jumps into it*
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Glitcher: Hey, why do (Y/N)'s lips taste like your dick?
Xyo: WTF? And how do you know the taste of my dick?
Glitcher: Oh SHİ--
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Elite: Hey BB, how are things going at my house?
BB: Umm! GOOD! VERY GOOD! YES Heh, everything is perfect... hehe...
Elite: Wait, why are there sirens in the background?!
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BB: If your leg is amputated....where would you feel the pain?
Elite: Umm... WAIT WHAT--.....Dude, we don't have it..
BB: How do you know?
Elite: *Le Gasp* (‘◇’)!
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Bloom: Oh, what a beautiful day-
*Someone's holding a gun to a man's head and they're both looking at Bloom*
Bloom: Ehhh! Now I remember, I have to go! MY UNCLE WAS PREGNANT!! *Ran*
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BB: Hmmm...i want Mcdonalds...
Kid!(Y/N): I want too
BB: Uh, I'd ask Glitcher but we had an argument so she's definitely going to say no..
Kid!(Y/N): Silly
BB: But I'm sure if you ask her, she will say yes to you.
Kid!(Y/N): OK!
BB: BUT STOP! You tell Glitcher YOU want McDonalds, K?
Kid!(Y/N): So you don't want?
BB: No, I want but you'll just say, you want
Kid!(Y/N): Oh so you want
BB: No! So yes. *Sigh* Look, you're going to go up to Glitcher and say, "I want McDonalds," okay?
Kid!(Y/N): I'll tell her I want McDonalds
BB: YES! Now go and ask!
Kid!(Y/N): *Goes to Glitcher*
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Kid!(Y/N): Hey Glitcher! BB asked me to tell you she wanted McDonalds!
BB: SHİT!
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Fanfiction!The Au's, UnderNova, and characters in this book are entirely my own and were made by me. The cover of this book was made by me. And the pictures that I will use in the book were made by me! ... !UnderTale is not mine! Hello Dear Reader! First of...
