Before reading, make sure you know about the SMG4 Swap AU. Otherwise, you'll be very confused. Here's the Swap List of everyone involved. Enjoy.
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—————————————————————— Location: Inside Zero
The inner machinations of Zero's mind. A desolate place indeed. But it is where a certain orange-turned-human must go in order to save someone she holds near and dear to her heart.
Desti.
You see, just yesterday, Desti was busy using her magic pen, Inkweaver, to draw a comic that would double as her way of officially asking out Meggy, who she had a crush on ever since she laid eyes on her that faithful, chaotic day. Then, she was suddenly interrupted by SMG2 and Spudnick, who were questioning her about the sudden increase of Moto-Moto memes. Then suddenly, the Moto-Moto that SMG2 was holding escaped the memer's grasp, grabbed Spudnick, and hightailed it out of there. This led to SMG2 and Desti chasing the hippo meme into a forest and eventually to a giant black USB with an orange arrow decal on it. The Moto-Moto then held SMG2 up to the craft and after scanning the memer, it opened up. Furthermore, it was revealed that Dr. Wily was behind the sudden upsurge in Moto-Motos. But he was forced to do it. He was apparently held hostage by a floating eyeball with a knife, who then dropped the knife and made a beeline towards the now open guardian pod. Zero would finally be complete.
Or at least that's what would've happened if Spudnick didn't step on that eyeball. But then, the bigger part of Zero that was in the USB used its tentacles to get Spudnick, because Spudnick is this world's avatar. However, he got Desti instead, and closed up the USB.
Then, after fruitless attempts of trying to get the guardian pod open, the USB pops out an unconscious Desti and then flies to Princess Toy Toy's Castle. After the two dumb toys realized the kind of state Desti was in, they headed to the castle.
Everyone was concerned for Desti, especially Meggy. She was once full of life, and now she was lying in bed, comatose. They then decided to focus on another problem, which was the big, ominous USB hovering over the castle. After some testing from Chris, the USB was confirmed to be bulletproof. A rocket launcher couldn't even put a dent in it. They were going to try something else, but then...
Desti?: Woah... freaky.
To everyone's surprise, Desti was standing next to them, and she was perfectly healthy. But even then, something seemed a bit off. Probably because she used the term "Japanese Comics" instead of the term she would've used which was "Manga".
A few hours later, Swag and Chris arranged to nuke the castle in order to take out the USB. If it was as big a threat as SMG2 made it out to be, then it would need to be taken care of. And fast! So, everyone got into a bunker to protect themselves from the blast. After a while though, things started to escalate. First, Rob was becoming impatient and wanted to leave, but SMG2 was firm on everyone staying in the bunker, much to Rob's disliking. Also, Melony and Spudnick got into a little scuffle and had to be separated and put in time out by Whimpu. All while the princess delayed the nuke because, well, they were going to use it on her castle. Also in the bunker was Desti?... who was acting a bit creepy. She entered the restroom in the bunker, and when Meggy went to check on her, she was gone. Shortly after, seeing as how it was empty, Spudnick decided to use the toilet. Then, just as he unzipped his fly, he noticed ominous 1s and 0s surrounding the toilet. Suddenly, a scream was heard. Then, the restroom door opened, and Spudnick was nowhere to be seen...
