Jack and The Beanstalk Continued

Jack and The Beanstalk Continued (By the Giant)

So you know the story of the Jack and the Beanstalk, right? Were Jack somehow throws me of his horrible beanstalk? Well they thought I was dead. Boy were they wrong. I just took a nice little nap for 1,000 years. That's all. So, after the nap of mine, I woke up with water all around my body. So than I got up and saw I was on Earth. A Earth that hasn't been used in 1,000 years. The houses were rusted to the ground. So than I saw some beanstalks that were right next to me. So than I climbed up one and oh boy was it an galore of humans.

All the cities had an 2 next to them. NYC 2, San Francisco 2, and Little Rock2. There was 50 states (I think they called it that) that also had an 2 next to them. Hawaii 2, Texas 2, New York2 (again), and Oregon 2. Which means they moved from the soggy Earth and came to the clouds because Earth was flooding; and the humans did nothing about it and went to the clouds? What happens when the Earth becomes so flooded to the point where it floods the clouds to? I saw in those cities were little pieces of metal with wheels and it was moving very very very very very slow, almost like me going in super super slow motion. I wonder why they just walk. Plus, the metal stunk. But the stores didn't have an 2 next to them.

So than I went to my house and oh boy, was I mad. It said: BIG HOUSE MUSEUM. And, the price to get in was $30! Just to go inside my somewhat cramped house! But I got in for free, which is awesome. And there was millions of people inside my house! There was even an city! Inside my house. So when I walked around people started to scream. Than I stopped and let every get out of my house. Than I walked to my kitchen and saw a little green patch of grass with humans bashing into each other. It was a weird site. So everyone they're started taking pictures of me and I didn't like that so I screamed at them and they also ran away. Once my house was empty,

I took down the buildings and throw them in the trash.

Than when I turned on my TV, the news was on. ¨Today the City of The Clouds was trashed by an giant. 5 people were injured in this tragic accident. 'This was an bad accident. We need to come together a get this giant off of the clouds. Who's in?' Said Mayor James today. I'm in.¨ I was the most mad you can get. Times 5,000,000. So I found this Mayor James guy and I talked to him. After about 30 minutes, we came to an agreement. I could live in peace in my house, and the humans could live in peace on the clouds away from my house. That lasted for about a week.

A week later after the agreement, Mayor James sent an army. They ran away after 30 seconds, though. Mayor James had speakers all over my house and lawn. I had forgotten to take them down, so Mayor James's voice went on. ¨Hey there giant guy dude thing. What's your name?¨ ¨I don't have a name, James.¨HEY! DON'T CALL ME JAMES, CALL ME MAYOR JAMES YOU ID-¨ And that's when I cut the power. After about 20 minutes of tearing of the speakers from the ground, than the police came and I ran.

I must have ran around the clouds 100 times, because the cops were everywhere. If I ran throw an building, oh boy I'd bet my life there was a cop there. I even jumped a man made river and there was still cops! So after running through buildings, jumping rivers, etc, I finally outran the cops. It took about 3 hours. Plus, all the cops were in those weird metal things, so an easy out run if it weren't for the backups, James would be dead. I tried to get close, but the police hit me with there guns. Which STUNG. Like bees. After about 2 hours of this, they're guns jammed. So I got to where the Mayor was. "Hey James," I said. "FOR THE FINAL TIME, CALL ME MAYOR JAMES, NOT JUST JAMES!" James said. Than the Army came with really weak guns. But it hurt more because it was coming in bunches. After I got those guys away, James was gone. I looked for him and then I saw James in a helicopter. It was easy to take down. It was at chin height, and it wasn't going fast at all. James survived. Then I picked him up, and I chucked him.

The End