facts about my oc cus why the hell not

bitter blueberry fucking snaps

ok just a heads up theres 2 bitter blueberry cookies. one is from the universe twizzly gummy is from and the other is from some universe where sugared turns emo and joins the cookies of darkness so like their just emo versions of our lovely sugared blueberry cookie

anyways. cough.

"You let them escape, Bitter. And you still think you can stay?" The ex-priestess asked, glaring at the taller , blue haired cookie.

"Leave me be. They're like.. 12, Pomergrante. And they're doing a better job then all of us," Bitter Blueberry Cookie spat back, fixing her hat after.

"How dare you?.. We would've been doing better if it weren't for you," Pomergrante cookie said. If looks could kill, Bitter Blueberry Cookie would've dissolved.

"YOU KNOW WHAT? I'VE HAD ENOUGH!" Bitter Blueberry Cookie looked offended, grabbing her spiked bat which was hanging on her back.

"Listen here you period stain wanna be. You barely do anything other than worship master and check on us. Last time i checked, you lost the fight to them at the castle. I wasn't even there.
You're so fucking annoying. Why don't you do our jobs and see how difficult it is? You couldnt even handle being a priestess. Look at you now, yelling at us even though you're basically useless. You're so fucking lucky I'm holding back the urge to beat the absolute shit out of you. If Lapiz was here, i would've commanded her to scratch those fancy gemstones off your forehead. Go be useful and fuck off."

Bitter Blueberry Cookie snapped, refusing to take a breath in the middle to continue her sentence. Who knows how she completed it without breathing? Most likely fury.

The other members of the CoD watched in amusement.

"Wow. Someone finally said it! Go Bitter!" Licorice cheered, raising one hand in the air and waving it while the other held onto his sycthe.

"....How dare you?.. Master will hear about this. Apologise." Pomergrante cookie threatened the other, furious.

"Someone offended that i spoke the truth? Awwwe. I hope Red velvet has enough as well and feeds you to the cake hounds," Bitter ruffles Pomergrante's hair. She really meant what she said.

and thats why nobody pissed off bitter blueberry cookie ever again.