god i haven't written in a while anyone miss me? i personally doubt it. whatever though, i'm back with another not-so banger, so if you enjoy make sure to leave some comments because i love reading positive comments. if you hate it, leave some comments just so that i can spite you because i'm an asshole like that. without further ado, roll the intros!
Yami Tetsuo
credits to whoever made this pic i couldn't find the source
"finally, someone to use my ruler on"
"quiet daichi. let the noisy one speak."
"NOT THE TIME WARA-WARA"
"you like that don't you? 😏"
Nishinoya Yū
noisy gremlin
"YAMIIIIIIIIIIIIII"
"KIYOKO-SAN!"
"yes daddy i like that!🥵"
and the rest of Team Karasuno
chaos and all
"NICE RECEIVE"
"OSUUUU"
"With me here, you're invincible!"
"NISHINOYA WHAT THE FU-"
"BAR! BE! QUE????"
Team Nekoma
"EAT THE MEAT KENMA!"
"WE WIN YAKISOBA BUN!!"
"thats not the skytree shrimpy"
"is this...the blinding power of Karasuno's hotties???"
and the other teams
Yami Tetsuo
age: 18/third year
Height: 2.12m
Upward reach: 3.02m
spike height: 4.31m (unrealistic isn't it?)
weight: 86kg
wingspan: 2.22m
relations: Nishinoya Yū (boyfriend), Koshi Sugawara (adopted brother) , Kozume Kenma (blood cousin), Kuroo Tetsuro (bestiezzz and chem buddies), Keishin Ukai (basically an uncle), Daichi Sawamura (entertainment), Tobio Kageyama (favourite junior)
favourite food: CHICKEN TENDERS
Current concern: "how can i possibly get into Yū's room if everything is gonna be half-sized?"
loves: Nishinoya Yū, volleyball, chicken tenders, Sugawara Koshi, himself, being in groups in silence, his 32cm ruler (in reality, his dick size), sleeping, destroying Yū's ass, sleeping
hates: loud noises, Kuroo Tetsuro nerding out about Carboxylic acids, chicken with bones, being away from Yū, hitting doorframes on the way in, getting headbutted in the nuts by Yū, and NOT sleeping.
personality: like a cat. generally timid, but a silent presence on the court. may seem like a pussy but he's one bold mf. nobody wants to see him angry, and he's too much of a huge cinnamon roll to have people WANT to piss him off.
backstory: parents died in a fire, and the glorious Keishin Ukai saved him. took part in InterHigh in his second year, along with the other current third years. they won inter high that year thanks to some heroics from him against Date Tech, Aoba Johsai and Shiratorizawa. was suspended for beating up 14 gangsters assaulting Tanaka Ryūnosuke in an alley with a shovel, putting 2 of them in comas and leaving the other 12 with injuries to be remembered. returns after the Aoba Johsai game with Nishinoya Yū.
Karasuno history:
Asahi left, according to the original storyline, but not because they lost, because he could not see himself playing again after his confidence was destroyed by Date Tech. Yami still pushed the rest of the team to keep playing, and as they continued, they won their ticket to the Nationals after a 22 point set by Yami himself. yes, he scored 22 points in a single set. at the nationals, they tore their way through the first round and wound up facing Fukurodani in the 2nd round. disappointingly they lost 2-1. the powerhouse karasuno had risen from the dead, but will they be able to repeat?
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The Iron Giant (Haikyuuxmaleoc)
Fanfictiona giant with a tiny personality and a midget with a personality bigger than his body. they always say opposites attract, and whoever says that is clearly right. but when they are teammates? what could go wrong?