Into the Craphole

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RANT:

Bro, is it just me or does crunchy bread just hit different? When your teeth crunch against the top layer of crust, a sensational feeling flows through my body. I feel adrenaline pumping. After the outer layer has been demolished, you move onto the heavenly soft inner bread. As you bite, a squishy cloud fills your mouth. CRUNCHY BREAD BRO! It is the best thing ever! So are hoagies! Let me break it down for you. You know the gas station, Wawa? Right! And Subway, the bussin bussin sub/hoagie/grinder/hero/whatever you wanna call it place? Yeah! THE HOAGIES THEY HAVE SMACK BRO!!! Pepperoni, meatballs, sauce, mozzarella cheese, and parmesan cheese hoagies solo all verses.

MEME REVIEW:

Let's just get this over with.

Behold! The cover of this book! The text is cut off on the cover but whatever

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Behold! The cover of this book! The text is cut off on the cover but whatever. Is the therapy free? I heard therapy's really expensive. 38483838/10 meme. Is an explanation needed? I didn't think so.

 Is an explanation needed? I didn't think so

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The face is everything 😭 103839/10.

Ok this is just a photo my dad sent me lol

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Ok this is just a photo my dad sent me lol. Is it just me or does the alien remind me of Roger the Alien from American Dad? Just me? Oh... Um anywayssssss... 2979393993/10.

HACKING:

If you have ALL of these symbols...um...idk lol. Something will happen. (Psst, nothing will happen bozo.)

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⏰ Last updated: Oct 17, 2022 ⏰

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