i feel drunk even tho I don't drink I only drank water today

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right now I feel totes crazy

If souls were flowers

I'd not exist

cause

im not that pretty perfect

I'M BETTER THAN THAT

GO TO HELL

I... dream of a world

a perfect place where I can eat

✨chips

and go into storybooks and slap that smile off my traitor friend's face

(hehehehe)

teapots and alice is in wonderland

well my world's name is

THEBESTLAND

(woohoo)

and then I'd take my crush there and have a happily ever after

I suffer from a case of jealousy so the doctor gave me pills and I ate them

I was supposed to put it in orange juice and drink

it tasted like strawberries so idc

and then I'd run off with Barney the dinosaur and steal her frog coat then I'd become immortal

AND KILL ALL THE CRIMINALS IN THE WORLD

I'D BE A HERO

(the end)


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