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right now I feel totes crazy
If souls were flowers
I'd not exist
cause
im not that pretty perfect
I'M BETTER THAN THAT
GO TO HELL
I... dream of a world
a perfect place where I can eat
✨chips
and go into storybooks and slap that smile off my traitor friend's face
(hehehehe)
teapots and alice is in wonderland
well my world's name is
THEBESTLAND
(woohoo)
and then I'd take my crush there and have a happily ever after
I suffer from a case of jealousy so the doctor gave me pills and I ate them
I was supposed to put it in orange juice and drink
it tasted like strawberries so idc
and then I'd run off with Barney the dinosaur and steal her frog coat then I'd become immortal
AND KILL ALL THE CRIMINALS IN THE WORLD
I'D BE A HERO
(the end)
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