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by NickIsTired
by NickIsTired
                                    
                                              Ethan, in a high voice, holding barbie: 'hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!'
Khai in a deep voice, holding ken: 'nonsense, barbie. you're staying home and having my kids'
Leah: 'what the fuck are you guys doing?'
Ethan: 'playing systemic oppression.'
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Ethan: 'Please bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste'
Khai and some others going on a supply run: 'We got spring water'
Ethan: 'NO.'
Khai: 'with EXTRA minerals'
Rudi: 'it's like licking a stalagmite'
Ethan: 'DON'T COME HOME.'
Rudi: 'Mmmmm cave water'
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Rudi: 'You lying, cheating, piece of shit!'
Khai: 'Oh yeah? You're the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD'
Rudi: 'I'm leaving you, and I'M TAKING AIRI AND JUNA WITH ME'
Ethan, picking up the monopoly board: 'I think we're gonna stop playing now.'
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Ethan: 'How petty can you get?'
Leah: 'I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.'
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Leah: 'God, give me patience.'
Ethan: 'I think you mean 'give me strength'.'
Leah: 'If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.'
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Rudi: 'Can you keep a secret?'
Camila: 'Do you know anything about my life?'
Rudi: 'No I do not. Good point.'
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Khai: 'Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming'
Leah, about to shoot Ethan: 'Does anyone in this godforsaken group ever think before they speak'
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Amy: 'I'm gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.'
Leah: 'Only if you also don't ask why'
Leah: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* 'Take your pick.'
Amy:
Leah:
Amy: 'This one is fine'
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Rudi: 'Airi...'
Airiana: 'Oh no, 'Airi' in b-flat.'
Airi: 'You're disappointed.'
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