Steve: 'I prevented a murder today.'
Khai: 'Really? How'd you do that?'
Leah: 'self-control.'
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Rudi: 'Today is a day of running through hurdles.'
Khai: 'Aren't you supposed to jump OVER hurdles?'
Rudi: 'Whatever. Fear is only something to be afraid of if you let it scare you.'
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Khai: 'I am not out of control! I'm a law-abiding citizen!'
Ethan: 'Really? Name one law'
Khai: 'Don't kill people?'
Ethan: 'That's on me. I set the bar too low.'
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Leah: 'Self-care is actually getting into fights with randoms in dark alleys.'
Rudi: 'No, self-care is stuff like taking a bubble bath, or putting on a lot of makeup if you like it, or taking a nice warm nap!'
Ethan: 'Self-care is the burning heat when rage washes over you!! Self-care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists!! Self-care is the fear in your enemies' eyes!!!'
Rudi: 'Lmao self-care is taking your birthday cake just so I can eat the frosting.'
Leah: 'If you touch my birthday cake I'll make you eat your hands.'
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Airiana: *Kicks the door down looking panicked*
Rudi: 'What did you do?'
Airiana: 'Nobody died.'
Rudi: 'WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!'
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Ethan: 'Rudi! My face is on fire!'
Rudi: 'Ethan! Are you ok?!'
Ethan: 'Oh yes, I'm fine. I just said that to make sure you'd come in here quickly.'
Rudi: 'But your face is on fire.'
Ethan: 'Yes. It's much faster than shaving.'
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