Luz: *around corner*
Luz: rrraugh!
Hunter: AAHh... StAhP, I could've dropped mai croissant >:(
Luz: hahaHAAA *dies*
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*Amity and Hunter fighting*
Sick Luz: Can I get a waffle? Can I PUHLEASE get a waffle?
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Sick Luz: EDA! Is that a wEeD?!
Eda: No, this is a crayon-
Sick Luz: IM CALLING THE POLICE
Eda: No-
Sick Luz: *teleports microwave out of nowhere* *puts in 911*
Random Lady: 911, what's your emergency?
*Some sort of freaky Illuminati music starts playing while Eda stares in horror*
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*King walks into bathroom*
King: Hi, welcome to Chili's
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*in the human realm*
Vee: Who's the hottest Uber driver you've ever had
Gus: *chewing gum aggressively* Um, I've never had oovoo javer
*doo doo do do doh dun*
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Amity: HoW dO yOu KnOw WhAtS gOoD fOr Me?!
Odalia: THATS MY OPINIOOONNN!!!
Ed, Em, and Alador: *stares exasperatedly*
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Eda: COME ON DOWN TO DEL TACO
Eda: They got a new thing called *wheeze* freesha *w h e e z e* freeshavocado. FREESHAVOCADO!
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Season 1 Luz: Mothertrucker, dude. That hurt like a butt cheek on a stick.
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Hooty at a bug that he named: Miss Keisha. Miss Keisha!
Hooty: Oh my F-ing god, she F-ing dead.
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*at hexside*
Willow: Hey Luz, you want some?
Luz: This beech empty. YEET.
*hits random kid in hallway*
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*uncle cracker vine btw*
Luz: By mom. Guess I'm going to camp. *throws away book*
Camila: *says stuff in Spanish and walks away*
Luz: *looks for book* GIVE ME MY BOOK BACK TRASH CAN! GIVE IT BACK!
Luz: *sees smol owl* aaUugh
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Boscha: *talking about Lumity* ...and they were roommates
Skara: Oh mah gahd, they were roommates
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Beyoncé on tv: bring the beat in
Vee: AnYtHiNg FoR yOu BeYoNcE!
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*day of unity*
Coven leaders: I brought you frankincense
Belos: thank you
Luz: *in the portal room I think* and I brought you Mur
Belos: *silence cuz they're fighting*
Luz with glove: Mur-der
Belos: *le gasp* HOOMAN!
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Eda: all I wanna tell you is that school's not important. Be whatever you wanna be. If you wanna be a dog, then ROOF. Y'know?
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*if Vee ever went to school in her new form (I can't change this one for comedic reasons)*
Vee: my name is Micheal with a B, and I've been scared of insects my whole life-
Teacher: Wait, wait, stop. Where
Vee: where what?
Teacher: where's the B?
Vee: tHeReS a BeE?
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*shopping*
Ed: dad look, it's the good kush
Alador, ready to go home and die: this is the dollar store. How good can it be?
Ed & Em: *dies of laughter*
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Belos: Do you want the spider in your hand?
Baby Hunter: ye
Belos: say please
Baby Hunter: pwease
Belos: *gives him spider*
Baby Hunter: REEEEEEE 😫
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*Eda existing in titan castle*
Baby king: Dad-dy?
Eda: DO I LOOK LIKE-?
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*Luz since season 2b*
Luz: Oh hi there, thanks for checking in I'm 🎶 still a piece of garbage 🎶
(Lol same)
Ok, bye! This was fun to write honestly. I might do KotLC next. Idk.
