The Meeple products being absolute goofy ahh

Road trip

MePhone4S: *driving whilst singing off-key to a song on the radio* CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES, THIS IS MY LAST RESORT! 

Everyone except for 3GS and Toilet and MePad: *vibing* 

MePad: *just silently bopping with the beat, eyes closed*

Toilet: *bored*

MePhone3GS: *silently playing a game on his phone* 

MePhone4, sitting next to 4S: *wheezing* 

Toilet: *gets really close to 3GS* MISTAH 3GS, DO YOU HAVE GAMES ON YOUR PHONE?

3GS: *SCREAMS* 

MePhone4S: *startles and accidentally turns the steering wheel* WHOA- OH FUCK! *drives into a tree, crashing the car* 

*they all get out of the car and look at the damage, shocked*

MePhone4S: LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE DONE YOU WHIMSICAL PIECE-A-SHIT!

Toilet, crying: I'm... sor-

MePhone4S, while MePhone4 is dying of laughter* GET OUT!

MePad: Everyone calm down. I'm sure we can call someone. 

MePhone5C, comfortingly rubbing Toilet's back: Are you ok? I know you didn't do it on purpose.

Toilet: I didn't wanna ruin it.

MePhone5C: Don't worry about it. *turns away from Toilet* Anyways, where's my sugar honey sweetie cake?

MePhone5S: *calling someone* Yeah. Yeah yeah we're on Inanimate Lane. Mhm. Yeah. Alright, thanks.

MePhone5C: *hugs 5S from behind* There you are sugarcake!

MePhone4S: I swear to god, if you two start making out, I'm pushing you off the cliff when we're home. Just like how you two died.

MePhone3GS: Man what do you have with death? You're always talking about it.

MePhone4S: Death is fun. Especially when you are dying. 

MePhone5S: They're coming to get us and our car.

*eventually they and their car got picked up and the car got repaired* 

Mechanic (screwdriver): Alright, this'll cost you... *looks at papers* 568 dollars. 

MePhone4: Who's gonna pay?

MePhone4S: 3GS, he started it.

MePhone3GS: WHAT DID I DO?

MePhone4S: YOU STARTLED ME WITH YOUR SCREAMING, DUMB BITCH!

MePhone3GS: TOILET SCARED ME AT FIRST!

Toilet: LISTEN UP YOU BUM-

*they start arguing* 

MePhone5: *pays* Sorry for the drama.

Mechanic: It's nothing.

MePhone4: I live with these bitches every day.

MePhone5: You're saying it as if you aren't the worst in this house.

*eventually they're all home*

MePhone5C: *smacks MePhone4S across the face* Thats what you get for making two people cry and for crashing our car.

MePhone4: Yeah, you're not driving anymore.

MePhone4S: Well fuck you! *stomps upstairs, cursing to himself* 

Well, 4S is not driving anymore, that's for sure!