The Meeple products being absolute goofy ahh

Incorrect quotes

I wouldn't be YTCat is there weren't incorrect quotes in my books! Enjoy these quotes!

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MePhone5: You just said 'hole' too many times. 

MePhone3GS: And that's coming from MePhone5. 

MePad: *Points at MePhone5* That's concerning. 

MePhone4S: YOU THINK YOU KNOW EVERYTHING MEPHONE3GS! *storms out* 

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MePhone4S: *coughs blood* 

MePad: Don't die, MePhone4S! 

MePhone4S: Don't tell me what to do!

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MePhone4: I'm not doing to well. 

MePad: What's wrong? 

MePhone4: I have this headache that comes and goes. 

*Toilet enters the room* 

MePhone4: There it is again.

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MePhone5: Theater kids are just choir kids who joined forces with the band and strings kids.

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Toilet: I'm this close to falling in love with MePhone4. 

MePhone5C: Your fingertips are touching. 

Toilet: Exactly.

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MePhone5S: Fuck capitalism. It's a rigged system that keeps us poor and it isn't fair. You shouldn't need to work three jobs to afford basic necessities. 

MePhone5S, playing Monopoly: Sorry, if you wanted to win you should have tried not being poor.

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MePhone5C: It's Christmas! Are you all in a Christmas mood?! 

MePhone4: Merry crisis. 

MePhone4S: Jingle bells, jingle bells, single all the way. 

MePhone5: Hoe hoe hoe. 

MePhone5C: Guys, please. 

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MePhone4S: You'd be stupid to lay a hand on me. 

MePhone4: Oh, you'd be surprised how much stupid shit I do. 

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*The gang is learning CPR on a test dummy* 

MePad: So, assessing the situation. Are they breathing? 

MePhone3GS: No, MePad. They are not breathing. And they have no arms or legs. 

MePad: No, that's not part of it— 

MePhone3GS: Where are they? You know what? If we come across somebody with no arms or legs do we bother resuscitating them? I mean, what kind of quality of life do we have there? 

MePhone4: I would want to live with no legs. 

MePhone3GS: How about no arms? No arms or legs is basically how you exist right now, MePhone4. You don't do anything. 

MePad: All right, well, lets get back to it. 'Cause you're losing him. *3GS pumps frantically* Okay, too fast. Everyone, we need to pump at a pace of a 100 beats per minute. 

MePhone3GS: Okay, that's uh, hard to keep track. How many is that per hour? 

MePhone4S: How's that gonna help you?