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Incorrect quotes cause everyone is doing them

ALSO QUICK NOTE: STEVEN IS PROBABLY MY COMFORT CHARACTER *plus I simp for this man* AT THIS POINT SO DON'T ASK WHY HE'S HERE SO MUCH. ALSO VIOLET IS ONE OF MY OCS.

Also credits to @DSaF_Blueberry for luther and @xX_JadeAcker_Xx for Dawn

ALSO I FEEL LIKE DAWN AND JADE WOULD FIGHT LIKE 6/7 TIMES AND THEN BE FRIENDS ALL THE OTHER TIMES

Oli: Self care is actually getting into fights with randoms in dark alleys.
Dawn: No, self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath, or putting on a lot of makeup if you like it, or taking a nice warm nap!
Luther: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you!! Self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists!! Self care is the fear in your enemies' eyes!!!
Steven: Lmao self care is making your birthday cake just so I can eat the frosting.
Oli: If you touch my birthday cake I'll make you eat your hands.

Dawn: *Screams*
Oli: *Screams louder to establish dominance*
Luther: Should we do something?
Steven: No, I want to see who wins.

Dawn: *Gently taps table*
Oli: *Taps back*
Luther: What are they doing?
Steven: Morse code.
Dawn: *Aggressively taps table*
Oli: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

Dawn: You know those things will kill you, right?
Oli, pouring another glass of whiskey: That's the point.
Steven, smoking a cigarette: We're trying to speed up the process.
Luther: *Nods while eating raw cookie dough*

Dawn: Dammit, Oli!
Oli: What?! It wasn't me!
Dawn: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Luther!
Luther: Not me either.
Dawn: Oh...Then who set the house on fire?
Steven: *whistles*

Luther: Why are Dawn and Oli sitting with their backs to each other?
Steven: They had a fight.
Luther: Then why are they holding hands?
Steven: They get sad when they fight.

Dawn: I just ended a four year relationship.
Luther: Oh, I'm so sorry. Are you okay?
Dawn: Hm? Oh yeah, I'm fine. It wasn't my relationship.
*Oli and Steven fighting from across the room*

Dawn: Oli, I'm sad.
Oli: *Holds out arms for a hug* It's going to be okay.
Luther: Steven, I'm sad.
Steven, nodding: mood.

*Dawn's helping Oli out after they get injured, while the others are watching*
Luther: How does Oli look?
Steven: A little better than you, actually.

Dawn: Violence isn't the answer.
Oli: You're right.
Dawn: *sighs in relief*
Oli: Violence is the question.
Dawn: What?
Oli, bolting away: And the answer is yes.
Dawn, running after them: NO-

Steven, talking to Oli on the phone: Did you preheat the oven like I told you to?
Oli: You bet!
Steven: At what temperature?
Oli: 535.
Steven: That's the clock.
Oli:
Steven:
Oli: 536.

Steven: I've already sent good vibes your way... they're coming. There's nothing you can do to stop them.
Oli: This is the most threatening way I've ever been cheered up.

Oli: So are we flirting right now?
Steven: I AM LITERALLY STABBING YOU
Oli: That doesn't answer my question

Dawn: Can you please be serious for five minutes?
Oli: My record is four, but I think I can do it.

Steven: Oli... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?
Oli: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.
Steven:
Steven: I wrote sanitize, Oli.

(Fun fact! Oli and myself are both satanists!)

Oli: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.
Steven: You and me!!!
Oli, tearing up: Okay.

Steven: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume?
Oli: *chugs entire bottle*
Oli: It's perfume.

Steven: How petty can you get?
Oli: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.