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You had your face in your phone the whole walk to the restaurant. There had to be another coupon where that came from. When you entered you got behind this guy in line.

He had yellow-ish blond hair along with a yellow jacket. His poor fashion choices was enough for you to lift your head. Currently he was trying to give the cashier a coupon for his food.

"Are you sure it isn't good? I got it.. last week maybe?"

The cashier frowned ripping it up.

"Sorry sir. It's most definitely not valid"

"Sorry about that" The man grumbled just getting his money out instead. You stepped up tapping the guy before he payed.

"I have a coupon. Just trust me" Facing the cashier you started taking your order before he protested. Once it was all down you showed him the coupon on his phone, which he looked over closely.

"..Where did you get that from?"

"Where did you get that hideous haircut from? Also you don't get paid enough o care that badly"

His face went bright pink, and he started to stutter.

"Don't try and explain. Just scan the coupon then maybe I can give you one for a good barber"

He quickly scanned the coupon to get you out of the line. The man watched you curiously the whole time.

"You should make sure your coupons aren't expired before you walk into the store" Your voice broke him out of his trance "Rookie move"

"Oh! You're right. I'm just surprised a kid like you would whip out a coupon like that" He smiled, rubbing the back of his neck. Your eyes squinted getting a closer look at him.

"I've seen you somewhere haven't I?" You wrack your brain for possible answers until it clicks "You're Fatguy!"

"Fatgum" His smile faded away at your incorrect answer "I'm the pro hero Fatgum. Not fatguy. That just seems offensive, and very hurtful"

"Man, I'm sorry. Thinking before I speak really doesn't apply to me" You shrugged looking around "Where did you get that coupon anyway? You look so old using paper ones"

Yeah, he's the one who looks old.

"I found it on the subway actually. It was on an empty seat and I thought I'd use it. Why? Where'd you get your digital one?"

"If you must know. I am on an extreme couponing group on Facebook. You should join one"

He looked at you as if you were telling him the meaning of life itself, backwards. You had to be insane.

"You're serious?.. Okay, maybe i'll look into one"

"Stop looking at me like that please. It's completely normal to have hobbies. I don't judge how much you eat"

"It's my quirk! Plus I wasn't judging you. I was just trying to understand what a kid like you is doing on Facebook"

Another worker called out  your name having you go to grab your food.

"Sorry, I'm a bit snippy. I haven't eaten and adults usually are not very nice to me" You shrugged "Thanks for letting me use the coupon though. Hopefully you'll look at yours next time"

You made your way towards the door sifting in the bag. Everything seemed fit and secure.

"Fatgum?" You turned catching his attention "If you don't want this trashy food. Go to this cafe. It's like a couple of blocks away"

He nodded clearly interested.

"Yeah.. I'll take that into account"

With a nod you left the restaurant head hurried in your phone.

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