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Hello! This request was made by AnihiTrinh so wholesome shot it is! Also thanks for everyone reading this ♥️

Poland POV:
I was laying on my bed as my phone ringed. I looked at the message, I was added into a group chat. It was called 'The Slave group✨' What?  After thinking, I decided to click on it and it was all the Slavic countries. Everyone are online so I decided to text them.

Half boy:
Hello!
What the fuck is this nickname?!

Icey Picey:
Yea this is bullshit

Half boy:
Rosja??!

Icey Picey:
Oh fuck you Polsha, you could've asked who am I! I'm not fucking 'Icey Picey'

Simply white:
Oh damn...
Hey Russia!

Icey Picey:
Hey Belarus!
Only normal person here!

Czechoslovakia who?:
Fuck off Commie!

I'm not Cz's other half:
Leave it Czechy
Let's not start anything

Enia not Akia:
Gonna go get popcorn brb

No beaches?:
Fight! Fight!

20km coast line:
I don't have energy for this shit

War criminal:
I like my nickname✨

I'm not racist:
I'm named Czerna Gora, that's not racist!

Real country:
...

-Real country has been banned for misleading name-

Czechoslovakia who?:
Poor Kosovo... That was an asshole move!

Icey Picey:
Didn't your president try to cancel the recognition of Kosovo?

Czechoslovakia who?:
Buď ticho!

History thief:
Oh the tea

Poor af:
Damnnnn

Half boy:
Where is Ukraina?

Poland as Ikea:
I don't wanna talk about my name..

-Czechoslovakia who changed Icey Picey's name to Started ww3-

Started ww3:
Fucking bitch!

Half boy:
Hey Czechy!

Czechoslovakia who:
Ano Polsko?

Half boy:
Wanna come over? At 5PM today?

I'm not Cz's other half:
Go flirt somewhere else you gay shits

Czechoslovakia who:
Yea sure I'll be there! I'm gonna ignore that for now Slovensko..

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I changed into some sweatpants and shirt and looked at the clock '16:30, he's gonna be there in 30 minutes'

Time skip

Czechia POV:
I changed quickly into my hoodie and some pants. "I'm going to Poland's! Expect me at the evening or tommorow!" I yelled at my family and run out the door before someone said anything against it.

Poland's house is right beside ours, so not even 2 minutes to get there. I went there and knocked on the door. Surprisingly, Poland opened the door right away.

"Czechy! Wejdź! {Czechia! Come in!} He greeted me. I went in and closed the door behind me. "Chcesz obejrzeć film? {Wanna watch a movie?}" He asked and I nodded.

"To zní dobře" I told him and he grabbed my hand as he took me to his living room. "Ty wybierasz {You choose}" He said and showed me some movies.

I was absolutely clueless about what movies those were. So I just pointed at a random one I liked the cover of. "Ok!" He said and turned it on.

I sat besides him on the couch. We were watching for a while before I got tired. I yawned and Poland chuckled "Jesteś zmęczony Czechy? {Are you tired Czechia?}" I nodded and he patted my head.

"Chcesz koc? {Do you want a blanket?}" He asked me "Ano {Yes}" I answered and he got up. After a while he came back with a blanket. He sat beside me again and covered both of us with the blanket.

I thank him and decided to rest my head on his shoulder. "Miluju tě Polsko" I said and he answered "Ja też cię kocham Czechy". And we both fell asleep.

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