My Annoying Neighbour

8. Hug or Brain Damage by a Toy Hammer

>> Kylie Zhang,

I was sitting with Erin in the garden while we were watching Jackson and Mark slapping each other with a hammer, before you get freaked out it was a simple toy hammer so there was no one losing their pretty face here.

Sadly I don't remember how things escalated so quickly, but it was funny to see them like this.

"Okay, let's see how good you two know each other" Erin says with a snicker.

"Heck yes" they both scream before taking a seat across of us.

With a snicker I look at Lies who is now startled by these guys. I thought that they would keep beating each other with a toy hammer instead of actually listening to us.

"Well then first question, how did Jackson meet Kylie" Erin asks with a smirk. She was fishing again, always fishing.

Mark looks at Jackson while putting on an thinking face. "He would answer by shouting JACKSON" Mark shouts with a handsome grin as he pokes his friend. "But I think it was by invading her privacy by invading himself in her house".

"Nope it was after I was done with work" I say with a grin and grab the toy hammer from his hands to slap him on his head. "Now you".

"Okay Kylie when did you and Erin meet each other" Jackson asks curiously.

I grin because this must be the easiest question I have ever had. "Easy, we met in the first year of elementary school- both had two side braids, red shirt, black jeans and black shoes" I snicker as Erin and I fist bump.

"BOOYA" we shout in unison causing the boys to look up shocked.

Maybe we are cheating a bit since we have known each other for years already and I have no idea how long these two know each other. Erin and I give each a side hug as she takes the toy hammer from me to point at Jackson.

"What's Marks favorite TV-show".

Jackson throws his arms in the air with a smile. "Jackson".

With a smirk I see how Mark takes the toy hammer from Jackson so hit him on his head.

"I like South Park you idiot" he snickers and hits him again.

"Oh My Stress" Jackson shouts as he holds his head and falls backwards. "Kylie, what is the one thing Erin loves" he asks

They only make this so much easier for me. "Kpop, defiantly she adores Kris oppa, right Miss Wu".

I stick out my tongue to tease her as she snickers softly. In return she gives me a push causing me to fall on top of Jackson. This really is giving this guy a bad impression.

"That's true, give me a hug" Erin shouts as she develops me in another hug after pulling me off Jackson. "We are so winning this".

I feel my cheeks and feel a little flushed while Jackson is just smirking at us.

"Mark what does Jackson like to do in his free time".

He looks not knowing what to say at his friend while Jackson is just smirking and doing weird poses. "I guess he likes to spend time with Kylie".

My eyes widen in surprise while I hear him say that and to see Jackson actually giving Mark a hug. Jackson likes to spend time with me?

I do admit that we had a lot of fun but still. Is hanging out with me the only thing he does in his free time? Nothing else but annoying me?

"Right, now Erin. Who is your friends crush" Jackson asks with a smirk.

Ugh why even?

"Defiantly Oh Sehun from EXO, she doesn't really have a real life crush since no one comes close to Sehun's charms".

I quickly wrap my arms around Erin and stick my tongue out to Jackson.

"Oh too bad, I was hoping for," he pauses and gives Mark a friendly shoulder push. "JACKSON" they say in unison.

Sorry to disappoint him but I really don't have a crush on him at all. He annoys me, yes but that's all. I suppose he is not that horrible to hang out with.

"Jackson what is Mark's favourite dish".

He snickers as he pushes his finger on my nose. "I want to say Jackson but that sounds weird so I'll say cotton candy".

Mark snickers before hitting Jackson's head again. "Nope I like pizza, why did you even think about cotton candy".

Jackson shrugs.

"Maybe because I wanted to dye your hair pink once, but yes that doesn't make sense".

"You wanted to dye my hair pink, if you had done that then I would have killed you" Mark says before hitting Jackson's head again. "If you did that then I would have killed you".

I roll my eyes and give Erin as sigh, right on cue we start to hit the guys with the toy hammer since they keep going into their own little world every time we asked them a question. Why would we care if Mark had pink hair and was eating cotton candy, I don't really care. Although I do think that pink hair would have looked pretty handsome on Mark.

"Ah OH MY STRESS" Jackson shouts.

I raise my eyebrows but then after looking at Erin I do continue. It was nice to annoy him for once. I mean he had made me buttcakes, it's a thing nowadays.

"Kylie Zhang please stop and I will make you more buttcakes".

Mark starts to laugh louder, holding his stomach. "What is buttcakes".

Jackson smiles cheekily. "It's cupcakes I made with Kylie and I tried to make a heart but it ended up looking like a butt according to Kylie, I still got pictures" Jackson says while hiding his face behind his arms.

I roll my eyes as I feel Erin put her hand on my shoulder. "He made you cupcakes and you didn't share with me" she asks confused. "But we know each other for fifteen years and you didn't think about sharing it with me".

By now her eyes had widened.

"Sorry I'll get you some next time".

"Ah so there will be a next time". By now she's smirking, trapping me under my own words- so all I can do is nod silently. "Great that's all I needed to know".

She gives Mark a high five and that's the moment I realise they set me up!

They were trying to see if there is something with me and Jackson. But did this just seriously answer their questions?

Weird people...