Dear Traveler.
It's my birthday. Mom's girlfriend said I should write a letter.
It's MY birthday, so why am I the one to give YOU a letter? You should be doing it instead.
Fuck you. I'm still mad you broke my mech.
Also, she said I should include gifts like some of my cooking. Well Miss Miko, I don't cook! So there. Cook for yourself or starve, damnit.
why did it end up so much nicer LMAO 😭
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a teyvat mystery － diluc x venti / diluven / venluc | fanfic / one shot
FanfictionSomeone stole a precious wine bottle from Master Diluc. Oh nooooo!!! Diluc suspects the annoying bard Venti might've had something to do with it, so he travels to Mondstadt to interrogate him. As it turns out the thief is not the bard, so a greater...
