This is a fanmade continuation of a rp 🤠 (heavenly inspired by Addis fanfic)
Strombonin was fucking Yelmut until they heard a knock on the door
Strombonin: bruh who tf knok at my door 😩
Strombonin leaves Yelmut on the ground traumatized and opens the door to find Xyster and Cahoot shivering in the cold covered in snow
Xyster: Cousin Strombonin!
Strombonin: what the fuck do you want 😐
Xyster: PLEASE LET US STAY HERE YOUR GAS MONEY WASN'T ENOUGH TO GET UNSUED AND I STILL OWE THEM 1 MILLION DOLLARS PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I ONLY HAVE TO ASK YOU ONCE A MONTH
Strombonin: ugh fine 😩 but ur doin the cooking and all of the plumbing is gone
Xyster: YES you see Cahoot I know we'll be fine!
Cahoot: u literally did a hit and run in the court room :(
Xyster and Cahoot entered the castle and saw Yelmut on the floor
Yelmut: 😶
Strombonin: oh btw this is my toilet 😫 not urs 🙄
Cahoot: that's kinda hot🤠
Strombonin: ANYWAYS 😫 how long are you two gunna stay here and some person better not b chasing u cuz Yawstrich said if I commit a prostitution again I'm kicked out
Xyster: Well... We're um... DEFINITELY not on the run from some short blue thing that so happened to be a lawyer and I'm not sure how long were gonna be here...
Cahoot: I need to pee 😔
Xyster: Oh that reminds me! You have to try Cahoots Galaxy substance!
Cahoot: oh no 😭
Strombonin: you mean cvm 😫😫😫
Xyster: Ya I guess that's what it's called 😐 if that BITCH would just give me a chance to redeem myself then they will know that the donuts are not that bad!
Strombonin: Why what did you do
Cahoot: we ran outta galaxy frosting so we used my cum instead and my cum tasted really good so we sold them but Frondley got pregnant and Xyster raped Yelmut because they ate 6 donuts without paying and Bona died because they are allergic to cum and Petite is now sueing us for 1 million and one thousand dollars but we only made like 30$ so we stole your gas money but that only payed 1,000 so Xyster punched the judge in the ballsac to avoid charges and now we're here
Strombonin: 🤦♂️ this is why grandma didn't put u on her will
Xyster: SHUT UP- Cahoot why'd you say that!?
Cahoot: sowwwy 😖😖😖 I'm just babo uwu
Xyster: Well you have to try Cahoots cum plz plz it tastes really really good!
Strombonin: Fine 😩 ya have a sample
Cahoot played with themself until cum came out and Strombonin sticked their hand up Cahoots hole and licked their hand
Strombonin: ZAMNANNS ykw I take back everything I said earlier u two can stay as long as long as I can get some more of that cum 😏
Xyster: YAY
Cahoot: 😭
Everyone except Yelmut went upstairs and Strombonin opened the door to their bedroom
Xyster: Who the fuck is this!?
Cataliszt: :3
Strombonin: some rando I fucked 😩😫😫
Xyster: Omfg why did grandma give most of the money to you you don't even do anything good with it you don't have a job and you spent the money on femboy stuff and dildos
Strombonin: At least I don't do stupid shit
Cahoot: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Strombonin dragged Cahoot into his room and turned on Cbat
Cahoot: NOT THIS FUCKING SONG 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Xyster went downstairs
Xyster: what a bunch of weirdos 😐
Xyster heard a knock on the door
Xyster: 👀👀
Xyster went up to the door and peaked through the little hole on the door and saw Petite with a piece of paper
Xyster: Shit...
Xyster locked the door and quickly boarded up the door with planks. Afterwards they found a door that leads to the basement and went down
...
Strombonin: Ahhhhh~~ your cum tastes sooooo good~~
Cahoot: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Cataliszt: I couldn't agree more! I would say it's quite exquisite!
Cahoot: shatop ya goofy ahh cat
All of a sudden the bedroom door broke down
Petite: YOU ARE UNDER ARREST! WHERE IS XYSTER?!
Cataliszt: 😶
Strombonin: Oh hey Bona 😫😫😫😫
Petite: It's Petite. Bona is dead.
Strombonin aggressively cummed everywhere
Cahoot: I'm sowwwy Pwitite 😖😖😖😣😖😖😣😣😣😣😣😖😖😖😖 it wasn't my idea to get the judges balls removed owo
Petite: That's not what I'm worried about right now. Where is Xyster
Strombonin: I'm pretty sure they went downstairs 😵😩😵😩😫😵😩😵😩😵😫😩😫😫😩😫😫😩😫😩😫
Petite: Oh ok. Oh and Yawstrich told me to give you this
Petite handed Strombonin an eviction notice
Strombonin: SHIT
Everyone went downstairs
Strombonin: So where did the goofy ahh blue worm horn thing that is somehow my cousin go
Cahoot: prob in there 💀
Everyone saw the basement door open and went to the basement (except Yelmut ofc)
Petite: Gahh why's it so dark in here!?
Strombonin: I forgo to pay my electric bill 😔
All of a sudden everyone saw a gaping hole in the wall. Petite went up to the wall and saw a slither trail on the snow
Petite: THAT MOTHER FUCKER
Cataliszt: How did they even make it :<
Cahoot: O-oh. Xyster left, without me 😢
Petite: Hey it's ok Cahoot. How about you help me catch Xyster and I'll drop all the charges on you
Cahoot: O-oh ok!
Petite and Cahoot left the castle following the trail
Strombonin: Well since I'm evicted where am I supposed to go
Cataliszt: u can stay at my place shawtyyy 😏
Strombonin: Ok but it better not b that stank ass homeless camp 😩
Cataliszt: it is :3
Strombonin and Cataliszt left the castle through the front door
Yelmut: 💀
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Voodoo toonix x bluehead (+ more)
FanfictionWarning, this fanfic includes: Some smut Gore Violence Mentions of drugs Cannibalism Gross stuff All used with a kids show/other stuff Read with caution