Book of Random Stuff That Is Totally Not Important

Nutella

So my sister got some Nutella today for the car trip, because we're moving. She slowly at first, then rapidly got addicted to Nutella. When she ran out of the sticks, she started eating it with her tongue. Until she couldn't fit her tounge in there anymore, so she started using her fingers... Then she started talking about a girl that looks like her that can make Nutella out of thin air. She said her eyes go derpy like Derp Ssundee, and one of them turns a chocolate color. Then she told me that she can sense when a thing of it is nearby. So I just came up with this:

Your POV

You set down your jar of Nutella on the window sill, because you are proud of your baby. Who wouldn't be? You wanted the whole world to be proud of your baby. The Nutella who could. You turn around to make sure nobody is watching. When you turn around, somebody is at the window. She looked about ten, with short blonde hair, one blue eye, and one Nutella colored eye. She was making this strange humming noise and shaking, furiously licking the glass. You give it a WTF look, and it stares at you through the glass, it's licking slowing a little. Finally her licking stopped, and she quickly slammed her face into the glass, causing it to shatter. She hissed and the Nutella levitated out of the broken window. You just stare blankly. Your baby is gone... now it's time for you to call the FBI.