Book of Random Stuff That Is Totally Not Important

Pool Time

So in the pool we were doing some crazy stuff yesterday. You know the apples and bananas song? We came up with this (be warned):
I like to nip. Nip. Nip. Nipple and Banipnips. I like to woof. Woof woof. Woofless and Bawoofwoofs.

No I wasn't drunk.