It is one day at the house Harry,Robin and Doi were all in the living room watching their show on the TV with Harry sitting on his big chair,Robin sitting on his rocking chair reading a newspaper but would watch and listen and Doi sitting on the floor instead of his own chair trying to watch the screen closer
on the TV a woman is holding a baby and Doi is very curious about something
Doi turns his head looking at Harry and Robin
"Dada? Papa? i have a question"
Harry and Robin both look at Doi wondering what question he wants to ask
Doi points to the TV
"Where do babies come from?"
Harry and Robin freeze with their faces turning red and blue
(hehe favorite color blush)
"W-What did you say?" Robin said slightly shaking still blushing trying to actually confirm that Doi actually asked that question
Doi repeats the question again "Where do babies come from?"
Robin slowly covers his face with the newspaper while Harry tries to come up with an answer without traumatizing Doi more than he already is when all of a sudden Larry appears out of nowhere drunk
"A MOM AND A DAD HAS SE-"
He was interrupted by Robin yeeting the newspaper at his face making him fall
"NO!" Robin yelled
Harry breathes in and out slowly
"So basically it's when...a mom and dad...love each other very VERY much...and when the relationship gets very close they...make the baby...and 9 months go by and the mother gives birth to the baby..." Harry finally replied to Doi's question
"How do they make the baby?" Doi asked
Robin finally decided to answer "The dad puts a very special thing inside of the mom that makes the baby!"
"What's the special thing?"
"Uhhh BABY JUICE!"
"I can't wait to give someone baby juice and have a baby! when do i get to do it?! now?!"
"No no no! definitely not now! it's a thing for when you are older"
"Awww mannn.."
"Harry i don't think we should be watching this with Doi anymore" Robin said to Harry
"Agreed." Harry replied
The trio continues watching the show while Robin can't stop thinking about Doi's question it makes him distracted from his newspaper
Harry notices this
"Robin are you okay?" Harry asked Robin
"Y-Y-Yeah!" Robin replied literally turning into a tomato
"Are you still thinking about what Doi asked?"
"No! i'm not! heheheh..."
"Are you sure?~" Harry said to Robin trying to make Robin blush even more
Robin pulls out his flyswatter and throws it at Harry
"OW I'M SORRY I WON'T DO THAT-"
"That's what i thought."
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Fluffybird Oneshots ❤💚
HumorHello this is my first oneshot thing i ever made so if it's bad i'm sorry i don't usually write wattpad things or really write anything at all- All of these oneshots will be the ship fluffybird (with Doi also being their adopted son) and some will t...
