INCORRECT QUOTES #1

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RM : I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are

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RM : I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.
Daniel : It’s not a joke.
Daniel : *sniffles*
Daniel : I’m a legit snack.

Jungkook: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Daniel: Wasn't V with you?
V : In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Daniel [Talking to Namjoon] :  So apparently the 'bad vibes' I’ve been feeling are actually severe psychological distress

Nayeon's stalker : *Gets down on one knee*
Daniel : Oh my god, it’s finally happening.
Nayeon's stalker: *Falls over*
Daniel : The poison is kicking in.

Jin : Where’s Jungkook?
V : Doing stuff.
Jin : I don’t like the sound of that. Where’s Daniel?
V : Trying to stop Jungkook from doing the stuff.
Jin : And Jimin?
V: Trying to stop Daniel from stopping Jungkook from doing the stuff.
A : I see. And what are you doing here, V?
V: I’m supposed to stop you from stopping Jimin from stopping Daniel from stopping Jungkook from doing the stuff.


Army : So I have made the decision to trust you.
Daniel : A horrible decision, really.


RM: Truth or dare?
Daniel: Truth.
RM: How many hours have you slept this week?
Daniel:
Daniel: Dare.
RM: Go to sleep.
Daniel: I don't like this game.


Daniel: My expectations were low but holy fuck.

Eric Nam : I was arrested for being too cool.

Daniel : The charges were dropped due to a  lack of supportive evidence.

Jimin : How's the most handsome man in the world doing?

Daniel : I don't know, how are you?

Jimin: *Flustered* I'm fine.

Daniel : Aren't you gay?
James: I like how you imply that I've done something Heterosexual. If so, I apologize.

Daniel: I need to get something off my chest.
Jungkook: Is it your shirt? Please say yes.
Daniel:
Daniel: What?

Jin: You've been given a new job but I'm scared you'll get mad.
Daniel: Just say it quick, like ripping off a bandaid.
Jin: You have to watch the Maknae line.
Daniel:
Daniel: Put the bandaid back on.




















A/n:

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