Ram Saimin App

Disclaimer: I do not own Re: Zero.

Subaru is constantly belittled by Ram every day. He just wished she wouldn't think so badly of him. That wish would be granted by the power of one app.

If you don't like hypnosis stories then do not read. This is pure smut. Please be warned this story involves things such as mind control, cum inflation, and impossible body proportions.

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"Man, Ram really won't give me a break lately." The boy who just spoke was Natsuki Subaru, a person that was transported to another world. He was currently grumbling about his coworker, Ram while walking into Irlam village.

It was no secret that the pink demon liked to give him a hard time, the maid would usually insult his work ethic when the chance arose. Yet recently, she seemed to increase the number of verbal insults. Subaru, of course, knew the reason for this was how Rem gained a crush on the evil-eyed butler. He pretended to be ignorant of the signs because he still had misgivings towards the blue maid since she killed him. Subaru didn't hate Rem, but he wasn't going to suddenly fall in love with her after knowing her for two weeks.

This is what led to his current problem with the older oni. Ram was super protective of Rem, and seeing her little fall in love with someone she considered inferior irritated her something fierce. He had to deal with her snide comments a lot and because he regularly pairs with Ram when working made it worse.

"Why the hell do I have to go grocery shopping by myself?" Subaru let out another complaint. With his pitiful strength, it will definitely take more than one trip for him to bring everything to the mansion. "She wouldn't even let Rem help me." Ram truly wanted him to suffer, not allowing Rem to aid him.

[One hour of shopping later]

"This should be everything," Subaru said after dropping the last basket of ingredients on the floor. It was a total of four large baskets reaching up to his waist in height. "Haaa... it's going to be a pain for me to bring this all back." He let out a sigh and went to pick up the first basket when he noticed a large crowd gathering in the center of the village.

"It's already this time, huh?" Subaru was referring to how merchants would come to the village once a week to sell their wares. "Maybe I should check it out, too." Deciding to take a look, Subaru leaves his groceries with the nice old woman minding the shop and heads towards the crowd.

It was like a mini-bazaar: merchants would regularly call people out to visit their wagons. Subaru was searching for anything eye-catching until he heard a loud voice mention metia.

"Metia for magic, daily use, and the mystery variety all sold here!" A large portly man shouted for everyone to hear.

It instantly caught his interest, from his understanding metias were magical items that can fulfill multiple purposes. "I wonder if there's a metia that can help me defend myself," Subaru said to himself. Ever since he blinked into existence the world had shown him its cruelty at every turn, anything at this point would be much needed. "Only one way to find out."

Walking over to the big-boned and jolly-looking merchant Subaru said. "Hey, Oldman got any metia for protection?" Subaru's question was met with a wide grin from the merchant.

"Of course I do lad, why don't you tell me what kind you need in particular." He easily assented to Subaru's query and showed him a case filled with metias designed for combat purposes. It had rings, bracelets, necklaces, and even an odd monocle. As the merchant explained what each metia did Subaru's hope soared, and he would no longer suffer under the world's cruelty!