"fuck. i spent all night doing papers but i forgot to kill one of those dipshits. that fucker .." blitzo said, "i have to go pick up that stupid dipshit's grimoire so i can cast that spell.. goddamnit , " he said, "fuck.. whatever ill go pick that motherfucker up .. annoying feathered whore.., " he said, "okay i love him but still. he's an annoying feathered dipshit .." blitzo leaves his office, walks out the building, and enters his car, as he's driving he gets a phone call from stolas, but he ignores it, as he cant talk while driving . he arrives at stolas's palace and hes waiting outside for him , he finally comes down and opens the door for him,
"oh why hello there my little imp " stolas said, "hello feath-whore . can i get the fucking grimoire? " blitzo said,
"mhm , you know.. you could always come in my bedroom for a little.. we can do some -" stolas got cut off* " No stolas. i have work to do,maybe later but not now. " blitzo said , "oh, okay. hold on for just a minute my dear, ill go get it.. " stolas claimed, blitzo waits for a few minutes and stolas finally comes back with the grimoire, he hands blitzo the grimoire and kisses him . he says bye and starts driving off, "finally i got the grimoire from that dipshit.. i don't mean that... do i , he makes me so horny , pfft.. i didn't just say that.." (blitz) " comon.. this motherfucker, GO TO HEAVEN BITCH! FUCK YOURSELF!, that dipshit was slow as heaven... " (blitz) blitz finally steps out of his car, and uses the grimoire, (idfk what the spell is) he arrives on the mortal world, "its cold as hell- well. thats not true but you get it, oh! i already see the cock-sucker .. bahaha he looks like a horse dipped in white cockroach legs.. pfft. if i can jus- (muffled) stkllhmm mmmm " blitzo slowly falls asleep from the gas, and than wakes up in a room with camera's and hes tied up , " what the fuck is this shit? "
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Saved by a prince
Short StoryBlitzo gets caught by a human, and stolas comes to recuse him <3