Spider

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'There was a spider in the house's
Uraraka and bakugou were heading to the dorms, arguing about something completely random as per usual when......

They saw it.

A spider.

A big fat spider just sitting on the corner of the common  room. They screamed.

"Shit fuck shit shit shit!!!!!!!!"
" oh fuck no absolutely fucking not!"
'You freaked and jumped up onto the couch'
Uraraka panicked and, as she was the closest to the couch she jumped up, standing, trying to steer clear of the spider.

'And since I was close and able.
I jumped up onto the coffee table'

Bakugou, having eyeing the spider for good measure had acted later than uraraka and had seen the spider move. So he jumped up into the nearest thing to him.

The coffee table.

'You said.-
"You should kill that"
'I said'

"um no fuck that"

'You said'

"come on be a man!"
"Wait. WHAT!?"
" what the fuck pink cheeks!?"

"Your a total anti sexist"

"A patriarchy fighter
But
Your whole world view collapses the moment there's a spider!?"

"bakugou" Uraraka tried.

At this point however she just joined in with bakugou in the end

"shit like this brings the movement down"

"everyone's a feminist until there is a spider around"

"We should get deku" katsuki decided.

"You know what. Yep. I agree." Uraraka said quickly.

"Hurry and pass your phone!"
"What!? Why mine?!"
"Cause mines in my dorm, so.... now hurry tf up!"

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