A Foolish Game [DISCONTINUED]

CHAPTER 1.5.1: I hear every door you open

For a bit, you just stare at your screen. You have no idea who to agree with. You think that both are in the right, similar to how both are in the wrong. So, for a while, your mouse just hovers above the two options. Why isn't there a way to go between? Why do you have to choose?

The longer you keep your eyes on it, the more you're sure you start hallucinating. Your computer screen glitches from time to time, causing the furious Hannah to look as if she's covered in what you can only assume to be blood. However, any moment that you blink, it's gone, so you let out a sigh.

What should you do? Should you just close the game and hope that you've made a decision tomorrow? Or should you just choose the one option and try the other later?

But you've come so far already. You don't want to mess up one of the relationships now.

Oh well, I suppose I'll try Hannah first.

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YOU
<<Agree with Hannah.>>
<<Agree with Quackity.>>

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It doesn't work. Why does it not work? Is it just messing with you now? Is your computer crashing or lagging?

However, as you start spam-clicking, being as impatient as can be, the game suddenly functions again, going through some chat too quickly for you to read – thanks to your impatience, you assume. Hannah talks, your character talks, Quackity talks, and you catch both Punz and Sally jumping in as well. However, just after Foolish appears to give his opinion. Schlatt is the one to basically push him aside and appear in the spotlight.

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SCHLATT
Now, now, what about all of you stop arguing like this, huh? You're probably causing Lucy's brain to crash. And more...

HANNAH
Shut the fuck up, Schlatt! You're not involved in this argument, so keep out of this!

SCHLATT
Well, I'm hereby dragging myself into it, because I heard the both of you screaming like this from the other side of the school.

Also, Lucy, suppress the tendency to get yourself dragged into arguments like this, okay, sweetie? It'll only lead to more bitchery.

QUACKITY
...

Did you just call Lucifer 'sweetie'?

SCHLATT
What, jealous, Quackity?

QUACKITY
Not of them if that's what you mean.

SCHLATT
I didn't mean that, actually.

But I don't think I have to clear up what I do mean, right?

QUACKITY
You're a real dickhead, you know that, right?

SCHLATT
I do, I do. In any case, I'm going to take Lucifer with me, if none of you-

SALLY
I actually hoped that they could help me with baking some cupcakes! So, I'd like it if they were to come with me.

SCHLATT
Yeah, no, not going to happen. I'd rather leave them with some sick bastard like Punz or Dream than leave them with you, Sal.

SALLY
Excuse me?

FOOLISH
What is that attitude for?

HANNAH
...

SCHLATT
I just really, strongly, extremely dislike you, Sally.

I may not like Wilbur either, but at least he's not you.