🥵Shrexy Hot Spicy x y/n🥵

Chapeter One: Meet

*youre walking to the local coffee shop, just to get your normal iced coffee. But when you go to order, there's a new worker!!! He's so....beautiful..?? His skin, as green as ripe grass, his eyes, shit brown, his horns, almost as horny as me. He was wearing....nothing but socks and there were little pockets for each toe to go into.....I was drooling at the spot!! His wee wee and bulbous ballsack were...so tiny it was adorable. I collected myself and shyly*
Y/n: h-h-hi, c-can I get an iced coffe dadd- I MEAN....
Shrek: no need to panic baby mama..*smirks so hotly* one iced coffee and can I get your name.....and number with that *winks*
Y/n: Y-YES....and yes *blushes**gives number* ....the names (y/n)
Shrek: *looks up and down while biting lip....holy shit his lips bleeding he's biting it so much*
Y/n: I'll call you later *whispers*~daddy green *winks and c u m s on the spot*
Shrek:*while still bleeding how tf is he alive tf* okay shawty *winks so heavily dude the guy needs mf help 😭😭*
*you walk out the coffee shop forgetting to grab your coffee cause ur DUMB BITCH, and you cry from happiness bc you've got a sugar daddy. That shrexy shrexy wee wee of his. I knew I loved him already*