"I looked out the closet door and made sure the cost was clear. "Now how do we get out?" I said walking out of the closet. "The window is our best chance." said Kurt opening it. We looked outside, and saw the burglar's stripper walking out of the tool shed, barely wearing anything. Hmmm, what can be our way out. "The curtains!" I said. "We can use them to climb down, like Rapunzel!" I smiled. "But these we're 25 bucks per foot!" said Kurt. I looked at them, wow that's fancy. I riped them off and tied them together. "I can't watch." said Kurt covering his eyes. I kissed his cheek and he blushed. "So we're going to climb down my expensive drapes to safety?" asked Kurt. I tied the other end to his bed post, "That's the plan."
I threw the curtains out the window. I gulped. "I love you." said Kurt. "You know I love you too" I smiled. But right as I was going to climb down, the burglar found us. "Found ya!" he smiled. Apparently he wasn't armed because instead of taking out a gun, he tried to grab Kurt. He missed but kept trying. "Grah! hold still!" he yelled.
"Excuuuuuuse ME!" everyone froze and found the burglar's friend at the door.
"Hon! stay in the shed! Please?" begged the burglar.
"Eww, no way." she responded, "It's totally ick in there." She looked at Kurt and I. "Heyyyy, high schoolers huh?" she said slowly. "Ever been to a strip club?" she grinned.
"N-not on your team, sorry." I said stepping closer to Kurt.
"Too bad" she said. "Anyway, Joe, or whatever your real name is, i'm leaving!"
"What do we do now?" whispered Kurt next to me.
"I'm thinking......" I whispered back.
"I'm almost done cupcake, so if you can go and wait for at least 20 more minutes!" "I said NO!" she crossed her arms.
"We have to hug her." whispered Kurt. "Kurt, if we hug her we wi- oh, ewww." "It's our only way out Blaine." said Kurt. I sighed, "One three, one... THREE!" We didn't exactly hug her, more like charged at her, but it still worked anyway. We scampered down the stairs, and we can hear the two's confusion upstairs. We ran out the door that was wide open, and ran out to freedom. We collapsed on the grass and started panting. "W-we made it out alive!" said Kurt. "We did!" I squeaked. I hugged my little rat boyfriend. "I'm so glad we did." "Me too." he said hugging me back.
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Cursed Klaine
FanficThe New Directions are cursed, by the Chinese Zodiac. Each having the spirit of an animal inside them, when hugged by the opposite sex, they are transformed into their animal. After the effect wares off, well, let's just say they need some clothes...
