Kisaki x smiley 10/10 best ship uwu (this is satire)

Smiley x kisaki how they met

Kisakis pov: i was going to the store when I suddenly saw tomans 4th division captain nahoya kawata/smiley wonder what he's doing here well I should just mind my own business why would I care if he's here anyone he's not important to my plan in anyway...

Smiley pov: is that kisaki!?!?!? he has such a punchable face if I'm being honest... I'm fighting the urge to just hit him in the face

*kisaki arrives at the store and buys groceries once he pays he goes home thinking of a plan to become japans number 1 delinquent and marry hina*

*the next day*

smiley pov: the bright light that's shining on my face is so annoying now I have to get up to close the curtains

*smiley closes curtain and goes back to sleep*

*some minutes pass and smiley wakes up and brushes his teeth and takes a shower*

*smiley then goes to eat breakfast*

Kisaki pov: I eat breakfast then go to school

Smiley pov: after breakfast I go to school

(I have no idea if they go to the same school but I don't care lmao) 

smiley pov: I see kisaki again I might accidentally punch him if he comes near me that guy really does have a punchable face

Kisaki pov: I go to my class and sit down on my chair and begin doing work after class is finished I decided to go to my locker to get something

Smileys pov: I see kisaki again it seems he's getting something from his locker since no one's around it shouldn't be much of a problem if I just punch him in the face

smiley goes over and randomly punches kisaki in the face😭

kisaki: WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?! HEY DUDE WHATS YOUR PROBLEM

smiley: you have such a punchable face I couldn't contain it anymore ☺️

Kisaki: your such a weirdo...

*kisaki runs to his next class and begins working again*

Kisaki pov: class finally ended looks like it's lunch time I quickly grab my lunch and go to the roof top I see smiley eating his lunch as well let's just hope he doesn't punch me again randomly..

smiley pov: I start eating my lunch on the roof top when I suddenly see kisaki man why is he everywhere I go I might just end up beating him up if I keep seeing him

*school ends and everyone goes home except for kisaki and smiley*

Kisaki: since I couldn't fight back a few hour ago
I might as well punch smiley back I want my revenge 🤬

Smiley pov: I suddenly see kisaki walking up to me and punching me in the face I start punching him back and it turns into a fight that lasted about 4 minutes..

kisaki pov: "you look disgusting smiley.." kisaki says as he smirks

Smiley pov: same goes to you shit head😒

As they both get tired they finally ended In a draw and go home.

I'm literally running out of ideas but I'll try to make this enemy's to lovers LMAOOO

(I never thought I had to say this in my entire life but characters aren't mine obviously characters belong to ken wakui)