Soul King

Tout Bleu Dans Mon Coeur

Usopp wasn't sure where he was, but wherever it was, he didn't want to leave. Beneath him was a comfortable material- probably a mattress- that molded his shape perfectly. Wrapped around him was a thin sheet and a warm, soft blanket. He rolled over onto his side. He was so comfortable, but he was a little bit worried about his lack of knowledge on his location and even worse, he was starving. One of his eyes slowly cracked open to reveal a blurred site. His vision gradually recuperated, revealing white sheets and a black comforter. He sighed groggily and propped himself up on his elbows. He looked around the small, but spotless bedroom he was in. It was nearly empty, only housing the amazingly comfortable bed he was in, a dark, wooden dresser, and a tall mirror. The walls were painted a deep sapphire. He rubbed his eyes, but stopped abruptly when he heard snoring. Turning his head, he looked down next to himself at another person in the bed. Zoro.

That got him out of bed. He pulled the covers off of himself and set his feet on the cold, hard floor beneath him. Shivering slightly, he got up and walked out the door, shutting it behind him. He walked down the hallway, whose walls were open, exposing the floor below him. He leaned over the railing and looked down at the leather couches past the crystal chandelier.

That's right... We were at Sanji's house.... We must have crashed here.

He couldn't see anyone in the living room, but he heard someone in the kitchen and something smelled really good. He continued walking down the hallway and down the winding, matted stairs. When he reached the bottom floor, he trudged into the kitchen to investigate. Around the corner, he saw Sanji, pulling something out of the monstrous fridge.

Sanji noticed his presence and asked, "Want some breakfast?" with a smile.

"Breakfast?" Usopp asked as he looked at all of the food covering bar counter. "This is a fucking feast."

"Hey, go big or go home." Sanji said as he threw the measuring cup he was holding back into the drawer and turned the box of blueberries he held upside down above the blender, just dumping them all in.

"Fair point." Usopp agreed as he hopped on a stool and pulled out his phone. It was only 7. "Hey, thanks for letting us crash here."

"No problem." he simply stated, as he harshly pounded the bottom of a yogurt container with a rolling pin, trying to get it all out.

Usopp slowly nodded, looking back at the food lied out before him. "So.."

"Help yourself." Sanji replied, as if reading his mind. "I've made cinnamon pancakes, ham and cheese casserole muffins, red potato and egg skillet, french toast with coconut cream, baked oatmeal bars, deviled eggs with asparagus, caramelized apple crepes, BLT's with fresh tomatoes from Robin's garden, and zucchini bread. I was thinking of pairing today's breakfast with Chardonnay mixed with pineapple juice and vanilla extract. Oh yeah, and this blueberry smoothie should be done soon. I'm thinking of adding chia seeds.... Hey, are you listening?" Sanji asked.

"Not really, but this is freaking amazing." Usopp said with his mouth full of zucchini bread and french toast.

Sanji scrunched his nose with disgust and lit a cigarette. "So how did you sleep?" he casually asked.