The time I ate your face

Loomanati doritos

I was eating da grass of mah lown an a giant try angle fell from da sky it hade a eie one it. Fayce and it spoke "I em da loomanati here ar sum green Doritos from space child~" it whispered suducively in mah ear.he wanted da dee but he couldn't get it.i then ate the Doritos witch gave me deal with it sunglasses and I started to fly "here's ur powers child" loomanati whispered and he flew off