House of Slytherin

Oh sh*t

Eyes widen. Mouth agape. He stands there for a few minutes.
Shock now subdued he starts laughs hysterically .
"That is not what I thought was going to happen. A seductive player Tooru is but god does he have the most cutest side to him."
"I wonder if he ever shows this side to anyone else."
Smirking, hoping that was the case, he opens the cafe doors .

Warm air hitting his red cold face he takes in the sight before him. Cats are everywhere; big, small, white, brown, spotted and stripped. All of which are giving tooru their attention. The wait staff admiring from afar in a small corner of the cafe.

As he was about to shut the glass door hinatas heart couldn't help but fall deeper in love with Oikawa. One of the many he had fallen in love with.

After many hours of fighting for Tooru's love against those hellish brutes called cats, he finally pulled him out of the cafe.
Golden hour had already passed, leaving the two "friends" to argue relentlessly over who's buying what at the convenience store.
Both personalities clashed with each other, yet somehow it seems like their differences are what bring them closer together more than just "friends".

As the cool breeze tickled shoyos nose, he couldn't help but look at his attractive friend. The street light helping to set the mood for them both; one who's madly in love, while the other feels the burning gaze onto ones cheek. God can't this scene get any more cliche? The lamp, the ice cream between each of their hands , the small gazes and small sincere smiles. Light blush smears his cheeks, unable to help but think about the 'cliche' scene before him.

Their conversations are light and cheerful, Volleyball their main topic and many other trivial things going on in each others lives.
Looking at the other, their topic switched to love.
I mean come on Tooru!! You can have any girl/guy ever, how are you still single?! You have the brains, the skills, and also you don't look half bad. Giving a half grin at him Hinata waves his hands up and down his friends body. Mouth open wide trying to decide whether he was being to bluntly obvious.
Shit judging from HIS face, he knew he messed up. Shit what do I say ... OH Crap , what does dad always say? Go big or go home.

There isn't something wrong with you right? I mean is your big Ego compensating for something else ? I really did just screw myself over didn't i? Mortified at what he just said, he tries to maintain his cool playful composure.

Chirp Chirp..... Wooosshhh. Crickets and the breeze took over the dead silent night. Yep just bury me know, I don't care where.... Mom... dad..... it was nice knowing you, conside your son 6 feet deep in the ground of embarrassment. FUCK......

PFFT...... hahaha  looking up Hinata sees Tooru clutching his stomach. Several seconds passed by gaping at his opponent, whose gone mad.
Looking away in embarrassment,  he has yet to see the individual beside his move closer. Arm wrapping around his slender shoulders, he feels a warm breath on his ear, sending tremors down his back. 
"Chibbbbi Chan.... I'm far from compensating anything. Mark my words chibi Chan~
I'm blessed with the "full package".... If you doubt me so much, how about I just show you hmm~?

Trying to process his words, Hinata was about to give a witty comeback, his heart hammering in his chest, giving loads of hope inside his head.

..Snape.... Snape.... Severus Snape....
no no no why do you have to call at the worst of times!!!!! You dimwit!!!
Fumbling for his phone, his ringtone gradually getting louder.
Snape .... Snape ... Severus Snape ....
DUMBLERDORE!!!!!

Cursing under his breath he snatched his phone , turning to tooru he gives a silent apology to let him take his phone call.

Bullocks damn teacher, just let me have time!! No patience whatsoever!!!
Huffing he walks away out of earshot .
Clack....
"Hi you have reached my voicemail, please leave a message after the...."
A passive aggressive tone emerges from his speaker, "Hinata, Shoyo enough with your silly mind games ... have you successfully informed your classmates"?

"Ha ha ... scratching his cheek . well you see there was a slight delay...."

"If you cannot fulfill your duties as the houses' leader, I have no choice but to take matters into my own hands."

" WAIT !! You Old Vulture of a man !!
Clack... phone has been disconnected.

Welp there goes my ass.. flying away que venoms voice. (like a turd in the wind) .

Not able to contain his anger .
FUCKKK you , you damn Mary Poppins looking ass.!!!!

Huff. .. huff...
Ahem.. clearing of a throat is heard ...
Widen eyes look at the person who was forgotten on the bench..

Please no....please tell me he didn't hear that, or anything at all for that matter...