Oreos.

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Characters used: Cam(as a child), Andre.

Pronouns: He/Him for both.

Prompt used:
Cam: *walks to cabinet, removes oreo box, takes half a sleeve, throws empty box out* Hi!
Andre: Hey- what are you doing-?
Cam, shoving an oreo into their mouth: I am saving space :D

Andre had just woken up, and already he knew it was going to be a terrible day.
For one thing, his son hadn't woken him up, meaning that he was most likely causing chaos in the kitchen. For the second thing, it was weirdly quiet despite the fact that it was 9 am on a Saturday, meaning his five yearold son was definitely up to something.

He sighed, and got up, shoving his pink slippers  on and walking into the kitchen.
There he saw his son, sat on the counter, his head in the cabinets.

"CAM.. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" He said, attempting to scoop him up from the counter to no avail.

" 'm savin space!" Cam mumbled, his mouth stuffed with oreos. As he slid off the counter, he slid a packet of oreos down his sleeve.

" Give them back please.." Andre said, yawning.

" I can and will kill you appa." Cam replied, looking Andre dead in the eyes, and walked away whilst Andre stood there in shock.

'Uh.. At least he didn't draw on the walls, that's a win I guess.' Andre thought to himself, and made coffee

Meanwhile, Cam had started to draw on his bedroom walls with crayons.

THE END. 254 WORDS

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