Many years and many long slurpy licks from jar jar later, steve and jar jar are on the Death Star. They meet darth Vader and he's all like "yo you goofy gungan how are you still alive" then jar jar said "yousa ani how is yousa still alive cause yousa got yous arms and legsa chopid off" then darth Vader got all mad and stabbed jar jar with his lightsaber. This made Steve super duper angry and said "yo diggity darth Vader you crossed a line" and then he chopped off Vader robo-peen and eated it. Steve picked up jar jar and made out with him. Then the Death Star blew up a planet and Steve said "jar jar I want you to blow me like that" so jar jar did and it was so crazy that Steve and jar jar went flying off into space
