𝘚𝘤𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘭 𝘍𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 (𝘗𝘶𝘯𝘻𝘯𝘢𝘱)

⫷ ch 6 ⫸

The two searched for ingredients, goofing off and chatting until collecting them all. Sapnap let punz measure everything before he stirred the newly formed batter.

Swirls of whites and pale tan mixed in the metal bowl. The whisk scraping the sides every now and again. The blonde flicked flour onto sapnaps hair, sprinkling it in white dust.

Sapanp scoffed at the gesture, "rude."

"Looks like you took a swan dive into a line."

"Pfft really-?!"

Punz only strugged and when back to the griddle. They took turns putting their own pancake on the hit surface, some looked better than others. They added chocolate chips in the shapes of things; totally not including dicks of all sizes.

The laughed at their horrendous creations and coated them in Nutella and whipped cream. Punz had cut up strawberries while sapnap was busy with the batter and brought them to the God forbidden couch where sapnap sat now.

"Bro this shit slaps, I haven't had pancakes in forever."

"I really should come over more", sapnap speaks reassuringly, "maybe then we could do more..."

Punz only nodded and smirked, "definitely."

"Yep." Sapnap echoed as he took another bite, whipped cream covering his face.

Punz glaces over at the brunette and was surprised by the mass amounts of whipped cream on him.

"How did you manage to get more on your face than you pancake?"

"Skill."

"I think that's a skill issue dude."

Sapnap snorted at the sassy response.

Punz sighed in relief, laughter let's him breathe. He stood up and made his way back into the kitchen to grab more food. Meanwhile, sapnap sprawls out on the couch, leather sticking uncomfortably to his thighs as he moves.

The sound of hot skin against a leather couch sounds oddly familiar to a situation last night, and sapnap blushed at the thought. His hand glided up the cool leather armrest, fingers running towards nothing.

He scanned the room for the remote but it had disappeared. Probably lost somewhere in the couch cushions or in the void of a kitchen.

Punz walked back into the living room with a bottle of booze and more pancakes. He waved the bottle around at sapnaps face, making his way over to sit by him.

"Why do you have that."

"It's five o'clock somewhere dude." 

Sapnap scoffs, "you sound like my dad."

He grabbed sapnaps legs and threw them off the couch so he could sit down. He groaned at the impact of the floor against his feet.

Punz gigglee at his snarky response, handing him the bottle for him to take a sip of. Sapnap gladly takes it, still glaring at the stupid blonde who has not a care in the world.

He feels the liquid burn his throat has he swallows, he goans and hands the bottle back quickly.

"Damn that's strong."

"It's the good shit, it better be."

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After going through the entire bottle, the two were wasted, pounded, completely out of it. The sounds of the tv mixed in with their jibbering at each other.

"We should watch cars, pleeeeeeeeease"

Punz yelled back "NO, I DON'T WANNA WATCH CARSSSSS, THAT MOVIE IS SHIT GET A BETTER MMMOVIE TASTE DUMBASS."

"theN whAt shOuLd we Watch theN?" Sapnap replied sassily.

"SSSome kind of *hic* liiiike action movie of some sorts."

"Iron man??" Sapnap latched onto punz arm with his shaky hands and looked at him with puppy eyes. He shook him violently while repeating "SPIDERMAN, SPIDERMAN, SPIDERMAN!"

"oook"

"SPIDERMAN, SPID-"

"OK! we will watch... spiderman."

"Ya-"

"BUT" puns hold out his finger bossily to sapnap, "I get to choose which one."

Sapnap splumped deep down into the couch like a 5 year old who couldn't have Mc Donalds.

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"Fine."

Punz smiled and kissed sapnap's forehead "I wooooon't let you down."

"You better *hic* not."

The blonde giggled as he stood up to find the remote. Sapnap re adjusted where he was on the couch, unwedging himself from the sticky leather cushions.

Punz went diving into the kitchen dining room to find the remote, it took him 5 minutes to find the stupid thing.

When he got back sapnap was looking at him impatiently, he tapped his fingers quickly on his leg. Punz held out the small black object and sapnap's face lit up.

He sat down next to the brunette, slinging a arm around him, pulling his into his chest.

The night started at 3 pm.

(737 words)

Dude I'm alive, woah...