Roberto's not so normal life

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Roberto is a normal man who likes to help people. What people don't know about Roberto is that he has superpowers.

He is secretly superman.

He saves people in the dark/night. He is a poor man tho and is too broke to buy robux.

He only has 1 cent in his bank account. He has a girlfriend named Amy Rose who is not from Sonic boom at all bcs im good at making up names.

But Amy is secretly cheating on him. When Roberto found out, he went to his best friend, Shrek. But after a one night stand, Roberto and Shrek got drunk and accidentally did the devil's tango!

The next morning, they both jolt up surprised. They smelt their yummy glue (but not really glue), they were colored blue and green..

Roberto quickly apologized for doing something filthy! He quickly got dressed and went to the door to leave but he felt Shrek's hand pull his arm, stopping him from moving. "Is there something wrong, Shrek?" Superman/Roberto said naively. 

"D-d-do-don't l-l-l-le-lea-leave m-m-m-m-me b-b-b-be-beh-behi-behind, S-S-Superman-k-kun..." Shrek said as tears rolled down his scrumptious face. Before Superman/Roberto could reply, A sudden light bursts through the door just like how Superman/Roberto bursted inside Shrek. 

They saw three kid like body shadows glowing in pink, blue and green. Suddenly they heard an anonymous voice of a man that sounds like he's forced to say a line from a script in a white empty room.

"It was the powerpuff girls!!" the anonymous voive said.

But before they could both react, a handsome young man approached them. It was Obama, Barack Obama. Shrek suddenly felt a connection with Mr. Daddy Obama. It was love at first sight for Shrek. 

Shrek quickly let go of Superman/Roberto's hand and wiped his brown tears.

A figure came out from behind Obama, or rather an animal of some sort. Looking closer at the figure behind Obama, It was Barry B. Benson the bee! Superman/Roberto couldn't believe his eyes.. He thought he killed HIM...

He felt scared, terrified even.

"Everyone, come with me so we can give Sir Barry and Sir Superman or Sir Roberto some space." said Obama

"Yes hot daddy licious boo boo bearypooh Obama papi" Shrek replied as the powerpuff girls carried them to the sky. Just when Roberto thought it was only him and Barry B. Benson, more people started to come in contact from the door. They all went in the house and was now near Barry.

But they are just not any people.. It was Superman/Roberto's exes!!!

Sans, Dr. Eggman, Kermit the frog, Steve from minecraft, Baldi and Beanos. Now he was more nervous than ever! Just then, Amy Rose came in just in time before a war was about to go on. "Roberpooh-kun!" Amy shouted

"I'm pregrant!.." Everyone was shocked from the sudden news. Before he could say something, Amy interrupted him.

"I'm sorry Roberpooh-kun.. Youre are not the father, Harley Quinn got me pregnant with poison Ivy.." Amy said joylessly. Roberto/Superman was sad from the news but he knew this was going to happen. "It's ok-" Before Roberto/Superman could finish his sentence, Beanos interrupted him. 

"Get the hell out of here you cheating lying whore! You don't deserve an amazing booty licious guy like Superman!" Beanos yelled at Amy violently. Amy Rose was left there as tears rolled down her cheeks.

Dr. Eggman teleported Roberto/Superman and his exes (+kermit) out the house and in his lab.

To be continued...