a cat stands near a house, not knowing someone would attempt to stab it.
pelle raises his spear up to the cat, but the cat runs.
"GOD FUCKING DAMMIT THOSE FUCKING STRAYS I WILL FUCKING RIP THEIR FUCKING HEADS OFF AND FUCKING EAT THEM." pelle screams in frustration, and a few tears roll down his face.
euronmayonays comes out of the house.
"stop fucking screaming and crying you stupid cunt im going to light your hair on fire" euronymous says.
"b-b-b-b-but b-bu-but... the cats..." pelle whines
"shut the fuck up you fat little whore go lose some weight i can literally smell the fucking fat on your stomach" euronymous says.
little did euronymous know.. pelle was carrying a 8 month old fetus in his stomach.. and little did euronymous know.. it was his.
all of the sudden, pelle felt something in him. something kicking.
it started kicking even harder, stretching out his stomach.
eventually it stretched out so much pelles cute little skirt ripped in half. pelle gasped.
"n-n-no stop it!! stop l-l-looking euronymous!!!" pelle screamed and cried.
"p-please stop!!" pelle starts violently blushing..
"its ok pelle" euronymous calmly says. "i actually happen to have a inflation kink"
the skirt slides off of pelles legs, he lets out a whimper.
"i- i- i have something to tell you daddy eurony-"
before pelle can let out another word euronymous gobbles up pelles skirt.
"sorry i didnt eat breakfast, i was a little hungry.." euronymous explains.
"B-B-BUT THAT WAS.. THAT WAS MY FAVORITE SKIRT!!!!!" pelle screams at the top of his lungs his face burning red.
"thats it.. im going to kill myself and it all your fault.." pelle whispers
he pulls out a knife and starts slicing his wrists open.
"WAIT!! PELLE!! NO!" euronymous yells. "THE FETUS NEEDS YOU! YOU CANT DIE!"
"y-you mean.. y-y-you know?" pelle chokes as he cries.
"yes babe..." "i impregnated you on purpose.. im sorry i just couldnt help it.." euronymous says.
"its ok daddy euronym-"
pelle starts screaming and kicking and crying. a pentagram appears on the ground beneath him. the clouds turn grey and it starts raining and storming.
"PELLE! WHATS WRONG! STOP IT YOURE SCARING ME!!" euronymous yells
pelle screams in pain, his legs start violently shaking. he screams so loud it breaks the houses windows. candles appear in a circle around pelle
"EURONYMOUS!! ITS COMING!! THE BABY!! HELP M-"
pelle starts foaming at the mouth. his legs fly open.
"PUSH!" "YOU CAN DO THIS ITS GONNA BE OK" euronymous yells.
pelle pushes and pushes. "B-B-BUT DADDY!! IT HURTS!"
"I KNOW BABY BUT YOU HAVE TO DO THIS." euronymousd says.
pelle starts chanting at the speed of light, his voice sounds like satan.. "La Diablo estas vivanta ene de mia korpo!"
"Mi sangas pro la vundoj de inferaj trancxoj!"
pelle pushes more, his hips fly up and down, he pushes harder. blood starts spewing out of him, his blonde hair stained with blood.
he slowly starts levitating up off the ground, blood dripping from his legs.
he starts spinning around in the air, blood flying everywhere.
blood splatters on euronymous's face.
"p-p-pelle!?!? whats wrong!?!?" euronymous cries.
"Aligxu al ni!!!!!!!!"
"Mi glutos vian animon!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH" pelle screams.
"WHY IS ITS HEAD SO FUCKING LONG!!" pelle yells.
"i-i- i- i cant do this anymore i giv-"
the baby crawls out of pelle. pelle screams and moans in pain.
"awww!! look! its a baby guitar!! euronymous happily says.
pelle falls back onto the ground, crying with joy, tears flooding his eyes.
"i- i- i know what i want to name it.." pelle stutters.
"i will name you eddie munson!"
euronymous starts crying happily and hands the baby guitar to pelle.
"i-i- love you pelle.." euronymous says
pelle gently holds his new baby guitar..
he tunes his cute little baby guitar!
he starts playing freezing moon on his new baby guitar, still covered in blood.
pelle soon realizes he forgot to cut the baby guitars umbilical cord!!
"oh no.. i guess i will have to cut it off.. i cant play guitar with it in the way!!" pelle says
euronymous grabs some craft scissors and chops it off.
and then gobbles it up.
"o-o-oopsies.. i was still a bit hungry" euronymous says, his face bright red.
"its ok daddy euronymous!" says pelle as he smiles
the end!
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