Story pov - Jester
It was a bright night & you were lonely like always you bitch
you had no friends (as you should)
So you went on discord and joined a server
And talked to people
And found someone named nuts
You talked to nuts for hours and then you left them for good because they would not stop sending fucking weird ass nasty emojis and you were getting so tired of it you wanted to cry and scream and throw up and kill yourself and hang yourself on a rope because you were so emo edgy and you hated nuts so muchuchcuchcu you wanted to push nuts out of a window
Story pov - Nuts
Nuts was reading the normal gay wattpad story of rui and tukasa and hashida
(you wanted to sleep with rui because you were such a simpy)
You put a sword in your arm because you were bored you made a summoning circle out of your blood hopeing to summnon rui so you can make your dream come true but it did not work because your sososososos unlucky but you summoned sonic and they took your phone and started going on a discord server and they found someone named jester
Sonic pov
Sonic and jester fell in love and had 1000000000000000000000000000000 kids and gave them all to nuts
Nuts pov-
she turned into a mad sciencest and made a human sized oven and burned all her adopted mistakes and then she got reported to the police by sonic but they thought sonic lied so they sent sonic to jail
End of story, (joke)
Sonic gets executed in jail by eating to much pasta
Jester gets hit by a bus
Nuts gets hit by the japan nucular bomb in 1945 on august 6th
3rd person pov-
Jester made the bomb and launched it to hit nuts because sonic cheated on him with nuts and killed everyone with nuts but jester faked his death and was still alive and killed luke because hes gay i mean athesticly unplesant
Lovely pov- She was at a shoe store finnaly getting the shoes that her dad promised to buy her 10000 weeks ago that never happend (real) and got hit by the bomb and died (the one jester made bc he was actually the mad scientes and nuts was a fruad)
Nuts was actualy worked in a girl scout cookie factory selling cookies to babbies because she lived on the side of the road because of her 10000000 childernere thats when she got hit by the bomb
Misaki pov- Misaki get her dream scaramouche body pillow and no bitches and dies bc of getting drop kicked by a 2 year old and pushed into the road.
Make your own ending in the comments
October/26/2022