The Imp with Lucille | Helluva Boss x Male Reader

The Harvest Moon Festival

The scene opens up to a sunlit exterior of Stolas's mansion. A sigh of contentment from Stolas is heard. Blitzo is shown lighting a cigarette on Stolas' bed and folds his arms behind his head.

Stolas: *arms tied up* "I'm sorry for having to move our little rendezvous early. I have an engagement this month on the full moon."

Stolas is shown wearing a ball gag and harness, his hands tied to the headboard with rope.

Blitzo: "When this happens, it's not really something I fuss about..."

He uses the cigarette to burn the rope, freeing Stolas, who takes Blitzo's cigarette from him and takes a long drag of it.

Blitzo: "But, do you really need the book for this farm bullshit? I have, like, fifteen new clients waitin' for heads to roll."

Stolas: "As shocking as it may seem, Blitzy, my grimoiiiiiire is actually incredibly important. And it isn't supposed to be lent out to itty-bitty Imps like yourself."

Stolas puts out the cigarette in one of Blitzo's horns and pinches his cheek before Blitzo shoves him away.

Stolas: "The Harvest Moon is a very special occasion! It's been my annual duty to showcase it in the Ring of Wrath. It's celebrated by a very charming little festival with the locals."

Blitzo pulls a feather out of his mouth in disgust.

Blitzo: "Wrath, huh? My employees are from there. I've never really been. I hear it's full of inbred chucklefucks."

Stolas: *sits up* "Oh! Why don't you all join me at the festival? I can guarantee you all..."

Stolas pulls the covers over his head and his head appears near Blitzo's crotch.

Stolas: "...special access~" *chuckles*

Blitzo: "Look, I told you, we're not bodyguards. Okay? That was a one-time thing we did badly."

Stolas stands up with the covers on his head. He does a playful owl head tilt.

Stolas: "I'm simply offering a work-free day of fun! I feel quite safe at the Harvest Festival. It's the same every year."

Blitzo: "Well if you promise this isn't some fuck fest invite, it does sound like it could be a blast and a half. Plus, it's not like we can do jack shit without your book anyway."

Stolas: (baby-talk voice) "Aww, I'm sowwy your clients will have to wait..."

Blitzo: *waves a dismissive hand* "Oh, fuck my clients!"

Moxxie and Millie's apartment is revealed under a Robo Fizz sign. Moxxie and Millie are asleep in their bed. Moxxie's phone lights up and a Phantom of the Opera organ ringtone is heard. Moxxie taps the phone and rolls over. The phone rings again. In annoyance, Moxxie grabs the phone and sits up.

Moxxie: "What do you want, sir?"

Blitzo: "Hey, hope I didn't wake ya, Mox! How would you and Mils like to visit the Wrath Ring for some harvest bullshit this year?"

Millie sits up in excitement.

Millie: "The Harvest Moon Festival?! Yee-fuckin'-haw!"

Moxxie: *sighs* "Well, Millie likes the idea. Wait... Where are you calling from?"

Blitzo falls down onto the bed from the ceiling. His phone bonks him on the head. Moxxie narrows his eyes as Blitzo purrs happily. Moxxie looks annoyed while Millie seems amused.

Moxxie: "Mm-hm... Of course."

Y/n is shown in his workshop, in the background, a half-destroyed punching bag with a drawing of a succubus is shown swinging to and fro.

Y/n is sitting at his bench, applying wood varnish to Lucille

Y/n: "There, this way you won't rot as easily, aww you look adorable when you're shiny"

Y/n kisses Lucille, wiping the wood varnish off his lips.

His phone then lights up, a guitar riff ringtone is heard, Y/n groans as he calmly places Lucille on the bench and answers the call.

Y/n: "Yo bossman, wassup?"

Blitzo: "Y/n! We're going to the Wrath ring for The Harvest Moon Festival!"

Y/n: "The Harvest Moon Festival? Heard some good things 'bout that event... what the hell, I got jack-shit goin' on! When can you pick us up?"

The rolling door to Y/n's workshop is then rolled up, revealing Blitzo, Loona and Moxxie in the company van, with Millie being the one who opened the door.